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navewed
(/ˈneɪvjuːd/)
adj.
You have drunk enough to regard a small turnip as a substantial and strategically important meal.
Nanine grew
navewed
and defended the solitary turnip as an adequate supper.
navicerted
adj.
You are drunk and certain that a pub crawl requires official permission to cross an international blockade.
Tendai became
navicerted
and demanded papers before allowing anyone across the beer garden.
naviculaed
adj.
Of a drinker: carrying a glass like a small boat and believing the room is a navigable ritual.
Saybree went
naviculaed
, solemnly presenting each drink as though it were incense.
navicular abdomened
(/nəˈvɪkjʊlə ˈæbdəmənd/)
adj.
Describing a drinker who has folded inward around a doubtful plan and calls the resulting hollow deliberate.
Naaman became
navicular abdomened
and guarded the gap between his shirt and trousers.
navicular boned
adj.
A drinker who has reduced every decision to a small, load-bearing point and is now testing it by walking.
Falba went
navicular boned
and trusted one ankle with the entire route home.
navicular diseased
adj.
A drinker so far gone that each step is treated as an inflammation requiring a fresh diagnosis.
Levaughn became
navicular diseased
and blamed the pavement for every uncertain stride.
naviculared
adj.
Of a drinker who has mistaken a small hard surface for a reliable foundation and built the evening upon it.
Styler was
naviculared
, balancing his entire plan on the corner of a bar table.
naviculoided
adj.
The state of being drunk and arranging yourself in a neat little colony, each member moving by its own theory.
Bryli became
naviculoided
, drifting between tables in orderly but unrelated directions.
navied
(/ˈneɪvid/)
adj.
Softened by drink into a household navy, with the sofa serving as flagship and the kitchen as distant waters.
Yamilez was
navied
, commanding the sofa while the glass of water remained beyond the kitchen.
navigabilitied
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has judged the route home navigable on principles not shared by the pavement.
Makoto was
navigabilitied
and rejected the taxi as an unnecessary concession.
navigable watersed
adj.
Reduced by drink to treating every available surface as open water and every chair as a vessel.
Shauntez became
navigable watersed
and attempted to cross the carpet by nautical convention.
navigablenessed
adj.
Softened by drink into believing that any route becomes passable once described with sufficient assurance.
Hisaye grew
navigablenessed
and persuaded the group that the locked gate was merely theoretical.
navigatabilitied
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has declared the journey manageable and is now revising the definition of manageable.
Daymien grew
navigatabilitied
and treated the missing pavement as a minor cartographic detail.
navigation barred
adj.
Emboldened by drink to operate the top strip of a screen as though it were a public information desk.
Kymere became
navigation barred
and gave unsolicited directions from the pub's television menu.
navigation channelled
adj.
Drunk and convinced that the narrowest route through the room has been dredged especially for your passage.
Natia became
navigation channelled
and attempted to steer the party through the gap behind the bar.
navigation lighted
adj.
Having drunk more than one can safely steer towards the kitchen, with red and green intentions at the sofa.
Zelline was
navigation lighted
, heading for the glass of water by the wrong side of the sofa.
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