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navigation meshed adj. You have drunk enough to find every route through the house blocked by invisible polygons and the coffee table. Shadon got navigation meshed and spent ten minutes pathfinding between the sofa and the sink. navigational charted adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen as unmapped water, with the glass of water marked perilously close to shore. Keishaun, navigational charted, studied the route from the sofa to the tap before attempting it. navigationed (/nævɪˈɡeɪʃənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into drawing a precise course towards the least suitable destination available. Hendricks became navigationed and plotted a meticulous route to a pub already closed. navigatored (/ˈnavɪɡeɪtəd/) adj. Of a drinker: appointed, without consultation, to direct the household expedition for water. Azalee became navigatored and issued careful instructions for reaching the kitchen from the sofa. navigatressed adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command of the route to the sink, though the route is only six paces. Jaason was navigatressed and gave Kornell a bearing for the kitchen, then followed the skirting board. navigatrixed adj. Describing a drinker who plots a domestic course by landmarks, including the lamp, sofa and abandoned glass. Wilberto was navigatrixed, navigating by the lamp and the cushion rather than the actual doorway. naviged adj. Loosened by drink into choosing a direction first and inventing its purpose afterwards. Minato went naviged and led everyone confidently towards a railway line he had not intended to find. navitoclaxed adj. A drinker who has quietly inhibited all further plans and settled beside the nearest glass of water. Valda was navitoclaxed, having abandoned the kitchen in favour of the sofa and a full tumbler. navjoted adj. A drinker so far gone that the ordinary act of reaching for water has acquired ceremonial importance. Perlita became navjoted and approached the kitchen tap with both hands held solemnly before her. navmeshed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to cross the sitting room without colliding with a chair, cushion or table. Sumiyah was navmeshed, finding the sofa and coffee table occupied every available route to the sink. navratnaed (/nʌvˈɹʌtnəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has gathered nine separate household objects around the sofa for administrative purposes. Shams was navratnaed, with nine items arranged around the sofa and the water still in the kitchen. navved adj. Drunk to a degree that the nearest glowing object is mistaken for reliable navigation. Atiyah was navved and followed the microwave display as far as the pantry. navvied (/ˈnævid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who undertakes the kitchen journey as heavy civil engineering, moving furniture before water. Hillis was navvied, shifting the coffee table as though excavating a canal to the sink. navy beaned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small white pulse of domestic purpose, directed entirely towards the next glass of water. Jarodd was navy beaned and marched from the sofa to the kitchen with unusual firmness. navy blued adj. Loosened by drink into a dark, spreading mood, settling heavily across the sofa and refusing the kitchen. Tifanie was navy blued, reclining across the sofa while the untouched water cooled nearby. navy listed adj. Emboldened by drink to compile an official register of glasses, cushions and domestic ranks before bed. Osiah was navy listed, recording every glass of water and its seniority on the coffee table.