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nayworded adj. Drunk, with the result that each remark becomes a proverb, usually against another round. Meekah got nayworded and pronounced the bar tab a warning to the wise. nazarded adj. Drunk to the extent of producing one piercing note whenever the conversation reaches its third repetition. Kyndalyn got nazarded and supplied a high note above the pub's background noise. nazared adj. Drunk to a degree that requires an amulet against the admiring gaze of the entire bar. Grisell went nazared and wore a beer mat over one eye for protection. nazarited adj. The state of being drunk and adopting a solemn rule whose exceptions multiply immediately. Adaryl was nazarited, banning further drinks while making several carefully worded exceptions. nazariteshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a private code and expects the room to enforce it. Liyu became nazariteshipped and asked the bar to police a rule he had just invented. nazbolled adj. Softened by drink into a cheerful certainty that two incompatible plans can share one timetable. Lesia became nazbolled and promised both an early night and a second venue. nazed (/neɪzd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a final pint and projecting confidently towards the furthest available shore. Julliette went nazed and stood at the end of the bar surveying the room like a headland. nazicrated adj. A drinker who has turned the kitchen table into a campaign platform for one increasingly obscure proposal. Tanicka was nazicrated and promised to reform the arrangement of the coasters. nazied adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the sofa cushions for a committee requiring your immediate attention. Scottland got nazied and spent twenty minutes addressing the sofa cushions individually. nazired adj. Drunk since last orders, and still administering the pub's communal fund from a position of authority. Tyga was nazired, guarding the shared crisps as though they formed a charitable endowment. nazirited adj. Loosened by drink into treating the sofa as a place of temporary vows and permanent residence. Shaianna was nazirited, promising to leave the sofa after just one glass of water. nazismed adj. Drunk and turning the kitchen into a system of rules that the drinker alone can remember. Thanna was nazismed by eleven, enforcing a strict order for the washing-up. nazukied adj. Drunk by the third round, and sweetly convinced that bread with raisins constitutes a complete supper. Amanat became nazukied and ordered cinnamon bread for a table that had not asked. nbhded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the immediate household as a familiar civic jurisdiction. Shivaun was nbhded, checking whether everyone in the kitchen had adequate water. nbsped adj. Drunk enough to prevent the conversation from wrapping up, however clearly everyone has reached the end. Jakwaun went nbsped and kept Brohdy's farewell attached to three further stories. ncDNA'd adj. Having drunk more than the ordinary amount required to keep the nucleus in charge. Breonca became ncDNA'd and insisted the evening’s instructions were stored somewhere central.