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ncRNA'd adj. Drunk and producing elaborate molecular instructions that code for absolutely nothing useful. Fayga got ncRNA'd and spent ten minutes directing a conversation towards no known outcome. ncrnaed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening carries messages, but makes no protein of them. Camyah became ncrnaed and sent three thoughtful texts whose purpose remained entirely unclear. ncsRNA'd adj. Drunk enough to issue small, non-coding signals from beneath the table. Surie went ncsRNA'd and contributed brief noises to every conversation nearby. ncsrnaed adj. Drunk past the point of meaningful expression, but still emitting short regulatory remarks. Ivie-grace was ncsrnaed and governed the evening with tiny, unexplained hand gestures. ndled adj. Reduced by drink to a long, thin point of certainty, suitable for piercing the wrong subject. Ulysse went ndled and pursued one narrow argument through the entire supper. ndomboloed adj. Drunk beyond the limits of ordinary decorum, and dancing with the urgency of a national festival. Genele went ndomboloed and turned the narrow hallway into a Congolese dance floor. ndujaed (/(ə)nˈduːjəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that spreads warmly across bread, conversation, and whatever remains within reach. Abba became ndujaed and applied passionate opinions to every slice of bread. ne exeated adj. Drunk, with the result that departure from the premises is prohibited by personal jurisdiction. Radell was ne exeated and remained legally, if not sensibly, attached to the bar. ne plus ultraed adj. Drunk to a degree that treats a modest cheese toastie as the summit of human achievement. Corinna went ne plus ultraed and praised the cheese toastie as civilisation's final triumph. ne'er-do-welled (/ˈnɛə.duˌwɛld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a good-for-nothing who has nevertheless accepted another round. Zaneya grew ne'er-do-welled and contributed nothing except a request for crisps. neV'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a quantity so small it would scarcely illuminate a decimal place. Anitta was neV'd, claiming the single sip had altered the scale of physics. neafed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's handful of tasks is handled with a serf's grim obedience. Hayley-jane was neafed and folded laundry without once asking why it had become her duty. nealbarbitaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and sufficiently sedated to mistake the pub bench for a treatment plan. Anwen was nealbarbitaled and slept through the discussion of whose taxi had arrived. nealited adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically composed enough to regard the lead content as reassuring. Unseld went nealited and described the metal ashtray as a reassuringly stable companion. nealogied adj. Drunk by closing time, and documenting the awkward intermediate stages of becoming adolescent again. Charlo got nealogied and regressed visibly from dinner conversation to playground insults. neamed adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby person becomes a reassuring uncle. Khayan went neamed and asked the barman whether he had always been his uncle.