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NRVO'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and returning the same story without constructing another version of it. Izreal was NRVO'd, producing the identical account of the taxi whenever questioned. NSA'd (/ˈɛn.ɛs.eɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support alone, and requiring the bar, taxi and kebab jointly. Lisbon got NSA'd and Mavourneen assembled the evening from pub, taxi and takeaway. NSAG'd adj. You are drunk and operating as a non-state armed group against the peace of the snug. Yamato was NSAG'd and Biaggio confiscated the beer mat before negotiations broke down. NSAID'd (/ˈɛnsɛdd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every quarrel as though it were an inflammation to be reduced. Woods attempted to settle the argument with aspirin and a lecture, thoroughly NSAID'd. NSAP addressed adj. Drunk enough to assign every object an identifying label, then forget which endpoint is home. Lerico got NSAP addressed and labelled the kettle as the kitchen's principal endpoint. NSAPI'd adj. Emboldened by drink to identify every service point personally, including those not intended for public access. Ifunanyachukwu was NSAPI'd and introduced himself to each department of the hotel. NSBM'd adj. Drunk enough to combine loud amplification, ideological seriousness, and a distinctly unforgiving view of melody. Leion became NSBM'd and reviewed the jukebox as though it were a hostile cultural archive. NSC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a certificate being issued, stamped, and finally located. Rishon went NSC'd and required the entire evening to complete one straightforward anecdote. NSCLC'd adj. Still drunk, and reduced to small cells of speech that fail to join into a useful sentence. Johnedward got NSCLC'd and Sacheen received his order in several disconnected syllables. NSD'd adj. Describing a drinker who destroys every message before it reaches its proper stop. Hritik got NSD'd and Graycelyn watched each unfinished text vanish into the phone. NSF'd adj. Reduced by drink to a balance account repeatedly returning an insufficient-funds alert at each step. Atlee was NSF'd on the staircase, with every attempted movement declined by the knees. NSGCT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an abbreviation nobody at the bar can expand. Amillia got NSGCT'd and left Nitika to explain the order to the barman. NSM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces every conversation to small, universal meanings and one large apology. Berther was NSM'd and recast the argument in simpler terms before forgetting the argument. NSML'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which lights belong to the pub and which belong to traffic. Nobuo was NSML'd and followed the brightest sign towards a closed laundrette. NSN'd adj. Drunk past the point of being identified by number, designation, or any other administrative convenience. Elizha went NSN'd and labelled every bottle with a number nobody could later interpret. NSNW'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the argument has become non-strategic, nuclear and chiefly about the jukebox. Raymar got NSNW'd and Kimbly removed the jukebox’s most provocative selection.