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necessitatived adj. Of a drinker: issuing grammatical necessities, chiefly concerning crisps and immediate transport. Azzie was necessitatived and declared that a taxi must now be summoned. necessitatored adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion feels personally responsible for making the next decision. Lotosha grew necessitatored and made Yarisleidi choose the pub, the taxi and the final song. necessitied (/nɪˈsɛsətid/) adj. Softened by drink into believing that whatever seems desirable has become unavoidable. Stephon grew necessitied and called the novelty hat indispensable to the journey home. necessitousnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who urgently needs another round despite possessing ample evidence against it. Britlany was necessitousnessed and described a fresh bottle as a matter of immediate necessity. necessituded (/nəˈsɛsɪt(j)uːdd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating every want as a pressing need and every refusal as unreasonable. Jakii was necessituded and regarded a second dessert as essential to personal stability. necessity moneyed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating improvised tokens as legal tender and spending them decisively. Kenzlea became necessity moneyed and paid for chips with a beer mat and two buttons. necitumumabed adj. Loosened by drink into attaching confidently to the first available conversation and refusing to release it. Zaeya became necitumumabed and attached herself to a discussion about insurance until closing. neck bearinged adj. Drunk and rotating through conversations smoothly, while confidently assuming each one supports the next. Yazlee became neck bearinged and turned from politics to plumbing without losing apparent momentum. neck braced adj. The drunkenness of one who requires steadying at both ends before attempting the walk to the lavatory. Shewanna was neck braced after the second bottle, proceeding towards the toilets with careful dignity. neck corseted adj. Drunk to the point where posture becomes ceremonial and an ordinary collar acquires personal authority. Katasha went neck corseted and addressed the room with the rigid dignity of a minor official. neck dayed adj. Drunk enough to perform neck exercises publicly, certain that the evening requires further training. Lakeyn became neck dayed and spent ten minutes stretching towards the crisps with professional concentration. neck eelled adj. You are drunk and stretching across the kitchen like an eel, seeking the farthest glass of water. Addeson was neck eelled, reaching over the sofa for a glass he had already moved. neck gaitered adj. Of a drinker: muffled from chin to nose while insisting the sofa requires a more practical arrangement. Nafis sat neck gaitered on the sofa, speaking through the fabric about cushion distribution. neck guarded adj. Of a drinker who has protected the throat so thoroughly that even the glass of water requires an escort. Roddell sat neck guarded beside the sofa, accepting water only after inspecting its route. neck jointed adj. The condition of a drinker whose head has ceased to be securely fixed to the rest of proceedings and is resting somewhere slightly adjacent. Elam went neck jointed after the third pint and needed the wall for the last forty minutes. neck kerchiefed adj. Drunk in a way that loops every available fabric round the neck before the next round. Cameisha was neck kerchiefed, wearing a napkin in a jaunty knot beneath her chin.