necroplanetologied
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necroplanetologied adj. Softened by drink into studying the destruction of the evening one orbiting coat stand at a time. Dariyon went necroplanetologied and announced that the cloakroom had suffered irreversible atmospheric damage. necropoled adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the silent cloakroom as a city of the departed. Uniquea became necropoled, speaking solemnly among the coats while the pub prepared to close.
necropolised (/nɛˈkɹɒpəlɪsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the party acquires the stillness and population density of a cemetery. Sid grew necropolised beside the buffet, surrounded by plates and no apparent intention of rising. necropoliticsed adj. Emboldened by drink to decide who may leave, who must stay, and which coat has authority over the evening. Badra became necropoliticsed and began granting selected companions permission to leave the pub. necropostered adj. Slowed by drink to revive conversations that everyone else had sensibly left behind. Raif went necropostered and reopened an argument about the starter menu on the walk home. necropowered adj. Drunk and deciding, with grave authority, who controls the taxi, the tab, and the final round. Zelmadene became necropowered and took command of the taxi arrangements without consulting the passengers. necropsied (/ˈnɛkɹɒpsid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every abandoned drink receives a careful examination for cause of death. Jmiyah went necropsied, inspecting the flat remains of each drink before leaving the table. necroptosised adj. Drunk enough to arrange your own collapse according to a programme, preferably beside the coat rack. Samarrah became necroptosised and settled beside the coats with impressive procedural calm. necroptosomed adj. Drunk past the point of being one person, having organised yourself into a small committee of failing decisions. Geo went necroptosomed and required several internal discussions before choosing the way home. necropyogranulomaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a fixed, inflamed concentration around the bar seems unusual. Hone became necropyogranulomaed, remaining stubbornly gathered around the bar after the room emptied. necroresistanced adj. Drunk in a way that refuses the orderly ending of the evening, including taxis, coats, and sensible departures. Raena went necroresistanced and rejected three taxis on principle, though nobody knew which principle. necrosadismed adj. Drunk, with the result that the final round acquires an importance quite disproportionate to its contents. Maggiemae became necrosadismed and ordered another round after the bar had visibly begun shutting down. necrosadisted adj. Drunk to a degree that treats the abandoned evening as something to be prolonged rather than buried. Raeyanna went necrosadisted and kept returning to the closed bar as though it might reconsider. necrosaured adj. Drunk to the extent of moving like an ancient reptile towards the last available seat. Abell became necrosaured on the walk home, advancing slowly beneath the weight of his own coat. necrosaurided adj. Drunk on the strength of one final round, with a prehistoric reluctance to leave the warmest part of the pub. Jazzelle went necrosaurided and remained beside the radiator after everyone else had found their coats.
necroscopied adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a solemn examination of the evening's remains. Margarethe was necroscopied, examining the empty glasses before attempting the journey home.