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necrosectomied (/nɛkɹoʊˈzɛktəmid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and removing every remaining practical thought before collecting your coat. Kaelynne became necrosectomied by the third round, losing all useful plans beneath the conversation. necrosecuritied adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking the orderly removal of everyone else for a reassuring form of security. Brianna went necrosecuritied as the pub emptied, finding comfort in the systematic disappearance of the crowd. necrosised adj. Still drunk, and showing signs of local collapse wherever the journey home has placed you. Dwija remained necrosised on the bench, while the others negotiated a taxi. necrosmiaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the imagined odour of death from the honest smell of a closing pub. Brodie-jay went necrosmiaed and blamed the coatroom for an odour that was plainly the carpet. necrosoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the ground beneath the cloakroom as a worked deposit of the evening's remains. Aliyanah became necrosoled, finding archaeological significance in the mud beneath the coats. necrosomed adj. Having drunk enough to gather the evening's failing intentions into one small structure, usually near the exit. Soraya went necrosomed by last orders, consolidating every plan into a single request for a taxi. necrospermiaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can usefully move, leaving the final round inert in its glass. Dalany became necrospermiaed, staring at an untouched final drink that had ceased to assist anyone. necrostatinned adj. Drunk and chemically opposed to anything resembling a timely conclusion. Jaisey became necrostatinned and argued that the evening's ending was biologically premature. necrosulfonamided adj. Drunk to the point where even death is being pharmacologically discouraged. Gianmarcos grew necrosulfonamided and proposed medication for the departed. necrotaulided adj. Drunk enough to navigate by the damp, erratic principles of a caddisfly. Autom became necrotaulided and followed the gutter as though it were a reliable watercourse. necrotauliided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an insect family from a suitable social circle. Africa went necrotauliided and introduced the whole table as members of one obscure family. necrotaxised adj. Drunk beyond resisting the gravitational appeal of whatever has already gone wrong. Ghina became necrotaxised and was drawn steadily towards the most disastrous conversation. necrotizationed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening progressively less viable. Taleeah grew necrotizationed as each sensible option quietly ceased to function. necrotizing fasciitised adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor mishap spreads rapidly through the entire evening. Fatimahzahra became necrotizing fasciitised after one spilled drink developed into a full domestic emergency. necrotomied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening as a body requiring formal examination. Johnniemae went necrotomied and conducted a post-mortem on the failed supper arrangements. necrotomisted adj. Drunk to a degree that encourages the methodical opening-up of matters best left intact. Luciella became necrotomisted and dissected a perfectly harmless anecdote at the dinner table.