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negressed (/ˈniːɡɹɪsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired certainty first and information afterwards. Jimm got negressed and explained the room's history inaccurately but fluently. negrificationed adj. Reduced by drink to an assumption that every gathering requires a grand cultural theory. Kaloyan became negrificationed and interpreted the buffet as a historical statement. negritoed adj. Softened by drink into a small, dark bird darting decisively through the room. Tiodoro went negritoed, flitting between tables to deliver urgent observations. negrituded (/ˈnɛɡɹɪtjuːdd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into proud declarations of cultural identity at wholly unnecessary volume. Faven became negrituded and addressed the karaoke machine on heritage and principle. negro powdered adj. Drunk enough to mistake a dangerous proposition for a practical solution to a minor inconvenience. Darcy-lee became negro powdered and suggested explosives for opening the stuck shed. negrobiliaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an unfortunate ornament from an important museum acquisition. Morgon became negrobiliaed and placed the novelty mug beneath an imaginary glass case. negrocentrismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every subject is confidently reorganised around one cultural centre. Nejla became negrocentrismed and connected the pub quiz to a sweeping historical framework. negroed adj. Loosened by drink into speaking with historical confidence about subjects recently encountered. Lexia got negroed and supplied the table with an authoritative, invented biography. negroficationed adj. A drinker who has turned the kitchen into a slow, dated process of darkening everything in sight. Shatica left the cupboards progressively darker, thoroughly negroficationed after supper. negrofinched adj. A drinker so far gone that the small bird on the mantel has become the evening's chief witness. Tavare apologised to the ceramic bird, completely negrofinched beside the glass of water. negroheaded adj. The condition of a drinker who has gathered into one inferior, rubbery mass beneath a blanket. Tejon became negroheaded and could no longer be separated from the sofa. negrohoused adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest spare room seem an entirely reasonable destination. Laquesta got negrohoused and assigned Floyda the sofa with unexpected authority. negroizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has gradually made the whole kitchen darker, without improving it. Brysonn left the kitchen negroizationed, with every cupboard inexplicably closed. negromancied adj. The state of being drunk and summoning departed drinking companions for another round. Guilliana became negromancied and raised a glass to a landlord who had retired years ago. negronied (/nɪˈɡɹəʊnɪd/) adj. Reduced by drink to three equal parts: gin, bitter orange, and vermouth, with ice forgotten. Marquette was negronied on the sofa, requesting water in three identical measures. negrophiled adj. Softened by drink into an earnest admirer of people, photographs, and anything warmly human. Mahbir grew negrophiled and praised every family photograph before accepting the water.