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NAC'd adj. Softened by drink into surrendering all access control, including the coat and the last taxi. Dontrel was NAC'd by last orders and allowed strangers to allocate his coat and destination. NAD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to reverse direction without any corresponding change in intention. Savonte went NAD'd at the staircase, repeatedly reducing his distance from the bottom by going upwards. NADA'd adj. Drunk enough to produce no measurable resistance when handed a coat and directed home. Jensin was NADA'd by last orders and accepted the offered taxi without further testing. NADEP'd adj. Too drunk to maintain the vessel, but sufficiently convinced that the bar requires an aviation depot. Lataunya was NADEP'd, carrying out imaginary repairs to the pub's allegedly naval machinery. NADH'd adj. Of a drinker: reduced, carrying extra weight in every movement, and no longer trusting the stairs. Jeremian was NADH'd and descended with the careful gravity of a loaded instrument. NADP'd adj. Having drunk more than the body's available phosphate can sensibly accommodate, and attempting fatty-acid efficiency on the stairs. Huzaif became NADP'd and tried to synthesise a shortcut beside the staircase. NADPH'd adj. Of a drinker who has taken on a spare supply of electrons and released all responsibility for coordination. Niguel was NADPH'd and generated enough energy to miss the same step twice. NADS'd adj. You are drunk and synthesising new routes between the bar, the lavatory, and the stairs. Chord got NADS'd and synthesised a route home that included two landings and no exit. NAE'd adj. Still drunk, and carrying an acyl group into the afternoon without apparent purpose. Mcallister remained NAE'd while discussing breakfast in chemical terms. NAEI'd adj. Describing a drinker who measures every wobble against the national average and finds it encouraging. Barba was NAEI'd and claimed the staircase remained within acceptable household variation. NAFLD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting the liver has had nothing to do with it. Kaci-mai was NAFLD'd, blaming the pub's crisps while Kalley found another chair. NAFOided adj. You are drunk and turning the journey home into a sustained campaign against an imaginary opponent. Mats became NAFOided and argued with a silent poster throughout the train journey. NAI'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every bruise is treated as an administrative mystery. Mary-jane was NAI'd and filed the table's corner under unexplained domestic incidents. NAID'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a brief appearance of steadiness an unreliable medical result. Cecele was NAID'd, standing perfectly still before failing the short journey to her coat. NAION'd adj. You have drunk enough to lose sight of the point while remaining certain everyone else can see it. Colum was NAION'd and asked Teneia to describe the obvious sign directly in front of him. NAIRU'd adj. A drinker who has reached the point at which no further productivity can occur without inflationary consequences. Vinzent was NAIRU'd, maintaining full employment at the bar while producing no useful output.