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NaN'd (/nænd/) adj. Of a drinker who has divided judgement by itself and obtained no interpretable result. Beuna became NaN'd and could not calculate whether the taxi fare was reasonable. NaOCled adj. Having drunk enough to spend the morning chemically bleached, disinfected, and faintly suspicious of the sink. Shekeria was NaOCled, regarding the bathroom as a treatment facility rather than a room. NaOH'd adj. Having drunk more than the stomach can neutralise, leaving the morning sharply alkaline and reluctant to proceed. Cozell was NaOH'd, treating the first cup of coffee as an industrial reagent. Naarmcored adj. Drunk to the point where a beanie, cargo trousers and a padded jacket constitute formal evening wear. Nayshaun arrived Naarmcored, dressed for the pub as though winter had personally invited him. Naassened adj. You are drunk and explaining the morning's spiritual revelations through a sect nobody else has joined. Nayvee was Naassened, attributing the missing toast to a doctrine learned overnight. Nabataeaned (/ˌnæ.bəˈtiː.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker: waking with an ancient desert kingdom's air of trade, dust, and no obvious route home. Mariolita was Nabataeaned, bartering a hairbrush for coffee before breakfast. Nabateaned adj. Of a drinker who has crossed the night into a dry, caravan-like morning and misplaced the map. Anna-rose was Nabateaned, crossing the flat in search of water and a reliable account. Nabathaeaned adj. Describing a drinker who wakes with desert composure, ancient debts, and no memory of the journey. Jaquail was Nabathaeaned, accepting the empty glass as evidence of a much older expedition. Nabatheaned adj. A drinker who regards the morning after as a small kingdom requiring water, shade, and careful administration. Samiyha was Nabatheaned, governing the sofa while issuing measured requests for orange juice. Nabeshima wared adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast is handled like fragile porcelain and the smallest cup seems ceremonial. Zackariah was Nabeshima wared, carrying his coffee with both hands and solemn concentration. Nabokovismed adj. The state of being drunk and describing the morning in elaborate, precise phrases that conceal a simple headache. Vent was Nabokovismed, giving the headache a beautifully exact and unnecessarily literary name. Naboulsied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every crumb on the cheeseboard as a personal correspondent. Mikkayla became Naboulsied and held a lengthy conversation with the cheddar. Nabulsi soaped adj. Drunk since last orders, and polished smooth enough to accept no further argument. Shequitta grew Nabulsi soaped and slid past every objection with perfect composure. Nabulsied adj. Drunk on the strength of confidently identifying every distant town from its bus timetable. Haydin got Nabulsied and announced that the last bus was clearly bound for somewhere else. Nachlassed (/ˈnɑːx.lasd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving every intended remark unpublished until death. Delene became Nachlassed and placed the toast carefully among the things never to be said. Nachlebened adj. Drunk by closing time, and already enjoying an influential afterlife among people still present. Nelida was Nachlebened and quoted her own earlier remarks as established doctrine.