neo-Kantianed
neo-Nazismed

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neo-Kantianed adj. Having drunk more than the available evidence could justify, and continuing to distinguish appearance from reality. Enna was neo-Kantianed and treated the empty glass as a problem in metaphysics. neo-Kantianismed adj. You are drunk and have made the limits of knowledge the evening's most settled conclusion. Keajia was neo-Kantianismed and declined to identify the tune on grounds of insufficient certainty.
neo-Lamarckianed adj. Drunk, with the result that acquired habits are confidently transmitted to the next generation. Jovana became neo-Lamarckianed and insisted that repeated pub errors would improve her descendants. neo-Lamarckismed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a new trait by repeated contact with the bar. Mikoto was neo-Lamarckismed and developed a remarkable tolerance for the same story. neo-Leninismed adj. Drunk to a degree that reorganises the household according to a centrally managed theory of efficiency. neo-Luddismed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding every electronic device as an unnecessary historical development. neo-Luddited adj. Drunk on the strength of refusing technological assistance while plainly requiring it. neo-Malthusianed adj. A drinker who regards every remaining portion as a resource requiring supervision. neo-Malthusianismed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the snack bowl as a finite social programme. neo-Maoisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to improve the household through a rather personal cultural revolution. Wadee became neo-Maoisted and removed the decorative cushions as symbols of bourgeois hesitation. neo-Marxismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and interpreting every unpaid favour as a question of material relations. neo-Marxisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning the pub's social hierarchy to ownership of the bar tab. Mersedes grew neo-Marxisted and demanded to know who controlled the remaining peanuts. neo-McCarthyismed adj. Still drunk, and detecting subversion in anyone unwilling to name their preferred lager. neo-Muslimed adj. Too drunk to distinguish private interpretation from a universally binding conclusion. neo-Nazied (/ˌnioʊˈnɑːtsid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake rigid ordering of the crisps for a governing philosophy.
neo-Nazismed adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can safely accommodate, and proposing order where none was requested.