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neo-Nazisted (/ˌnioʊˈnɑːts(i.)ɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker: given to imposing a severe order on matters previously managing without one. neo-Objectivisted adj. A drinker who treats personal preference as an ethical principle and the shared tab as an intrusion. neo-Ottomanismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub appears to require a restored imperial administration. Rhoan became neo-Ottomanismed and appointed the landlord governor of the back room. neo-Ottomanisted adj. The state of being drunk and nostalgically expanding one's authority over adjacent tables. neo-Pantheismed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing divine revelation from a persuasive reflection in the window. neo-Piagetianed adj. The condition of a drinker who revises the rules of the game whenever the current stage proves inconvenient. Zeron was neo-Piagetianed, revising the breakfast rules whenever the toast became inconvenient. neo-Platonisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has become an imperfect copy of its intentions. neo-Pythagoreaned adj. The condition of a drinker who measures every movement, with the measurements becoming less useful each minute. Sharice went neo-Pythagoreaned and calculated the angle of the handrail before touching it. neo-Pythagoreanismed adj. Softened by drink into a person who finds numerical order more dependable than either leg. Tarrell became neo-Pythagoreanismed, trusting numerical order more than either leg. neo-Ricardianismed adj. The drunkenness of one who explains the evening through comparative advantage and unequal quantities of wine. Usvaldo became neo-Ricardianismed and allocated the remaining crisps according to comparative efficiency. neo-Sovietismed adj. Reduced by drink to administering the party through queues, official notices, and a shortage of everything useful. neo-Stalinisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reorganising the breakfast table according to a five-year plan. Jameisha woke neo-Stalinisted, having nationalised the remaining toast before anyone else rose. neo-Templarismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the morning-after headache is a sacred order requiring immediate recruitment. Chelita emerged neo-Templarismed, seeking worthy companions for the pilgrimage to the chemist. neo-Thomismed adj. Still drunk, and explaining the metaphysical status of yesterday's empty bottle. Pania woke neo-Thomismed and gave the empty wine bottle a careful account of its existence. neo-Thomisted adj. Too drunk to accept that a hangover can exist without a corresponding first cause. Bhavesh was neo-Thomisted before coffee, asking what had caused the missing half of the evening. neo-Trotskyismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the hangover as a permanent revolution requiring fresh international coordination.