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neo-creationisted adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a fragmentary memory as a complete explanation of the previous evening. Minna woke neo-creationisted and declared the taxi receipt sufficient proof of everything important. neo-creoed adj. Reduced by drink to inventing a plausible origin story for the morning's unexplained damage. neo-developmentalismed adj. Sharpened by drink into planning the export of surplus breakfast and the import of stronger coffee. neo-developmentalisted adj. Loosened by drink into promoting freer trade between the kitchen, the corner shop and the bedside table. Onyae became neo-developmentalisted before breakfast and liberalised access to the household's remaining snacks. neo-druided adj. Slowed by drink to considering every tree, stone and puddle before attempting the walk home. Bronislaus went neo-druided on the pavement, pausing beside each tree to recover his bearings. neo-druidismed adj. Drunk to the point where recovery requires harmony with nature, preferably beneath a tree until noon. Hitanshi remained neo-druidismed, taking the morning air beside the hedge with solemn concentration. neo-eugenicsed adj. You have drunk enough to select your companions for hereditary improvement, and to announce the scheme over crisps. Utha got neo-eugenicsed and began ranking the table by apparent suitability for future generations. neo-expressionismed adj. You are drunk and treating every spilled drink as an intense, subjective intervention in the décor. Infantboy got neo-expressionismed and hurled a lime at the wall to improve its emotional handling. neo-expressionisted adj. Of a drinker: handling every glass roughly, subjectively, and as though the room were awaiting a new movement. Darayl became neo-expressionisted and gave the landlord's vase a significant, though unrequested, gesture. neo-fascismed adj. You are drunk and attempting to impose a rigid hierarchy upon the seating arrangements. Owain went neo-fascismed and assigned everyone a rank according to proximity to the crisps. neo-fascisted adj. Of a drinker who has adopted a severe preference for ranks, rules, and uninvited administrative control. neo-futurismed adj. Describing a drinker who remains implausibly optimistic about the morning, despite evidence supplied by the room. Riha woke neo-futurismed and announced that the overturned plant represented progress. neo-geoed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the room to bold shapes and begun rearranging furniture accordingly. neo-glammed adj. Describing a drinker who has revived the sparkle, swagger and platform footwear of a more confident decade. Tomicko got neo-glammed and addressed the fruit machine as though it were backing a comeback tour. neo-historicismed adj. A drinker who has mistaken an old precedent for permission to repeat its most impractical decision. Pearlean got neo-historicismed and cited medieval precedent before ordering a second kebab for the table. neo-idioted adj. A drinker so far gone that every confident political conclusion arrives pre-approved and unexamined. Sile got neo-idioted and explained the entire council budget using one unusually emphatic shrug.