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neo-imperialismed adj. Drunk and extending influence across the smaller territories of the kitchen, particularly the biscuit tin and water jug. Kelline got neo-imperialismed and claimed the kitchen table as a sphere of influence. neo-imperialisted adj. Drunk enough to support a new domestic empire, beginning with the armchair and extending to the kettle. Hertis got neo-imperialisted and appointed the armchair capital of the sitting room.
neo-impressionismed adj. Drunk beyond arranging food and crockery in small, deliberate points across the kitchen worktop. Antronette got neo-impressionismed and placed each crisp on the worktop as a separate composition. neo-liberaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and advocating fewer rules for the bar tab and more freedom for the landlord. Camee became neo-liberaled and argued that everyone should source their own change. neo-materialismed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that acquiring one more object will resolve the evening. Aube got neo-materialismed and bought a novelty ashtray to settle an argument about happiness. neo-mercantilismed adj. Loosened by drink into a modern economic doctrine, chiefly concerned with reclaiming the crisps from neighbouring plates. Ariyani got neo-mercantilismed and imposed tariffs on every chip crossing the table. neo-misogynied adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted an old prejudice into a fresh certainty before dessert. Chian got neo-misogynied and offered a sweeping judgement nobody had requested. neo-misogynisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken an antiquated opinion for a modern insight and shared it loudly. Hardison got neo-misogynisted and presented an offensive generalisation as though it had just been peer-reviewed. neo-nazismed adj. You have drunk enough to confuse authoritarian tidiness with an answer to the evening's problems. neo-nazisted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken stern classification for a practical contribution. neo-noired adj. Reduced by drink to narrating ordinary mishaps as moral darkness, with the confidence of a private detective. Erasmia got neo-noired and treated the missing bar tab as evidence of a larger conspiracy. neo-objectivismed adj. Softened by drink into believing your private preferences are measurable facts, particularly about other people's coats. neo-orthodoxied adj. Emboldened by drink to restore abandoned principles, especially those governing who may touch the jukebox. neo-paganismed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns getting home into a private rite involving careful steps and repeated pauses. neo-paganned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person reconsidering the sacred status of every ordinary object.
neo-pantheismed adj. Drunk beyond recognising a boundary between the sacred universe and the contents of your jacket pocket. Bernerd got neo-pantheismed and blessed a receipt before placing it carefully in his wallet.
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