neo-pantheisted
neo-swinged

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neo-pantheisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every item in reach is treated as evidence for a universal spiritual system. neo-plasticismed adj. Having drunk more than Mondrian would have tolerated, arranging the conversation in rigid lines and primary-colour blocks.
neo-populismed adj. The drunkenness of one who combines incompatible political convictions and broadcasts them electronically to the room. Lakitsha became neo-populismed and sent contradictory manifestos to the entire family group. neo-positivisted adj. Loosened by drink into an adherent of verification who now accepts hearsay as preliminary data. Tashante became neo-positivisted and tested each rumour by repeating it to the barman. neo-proletariated adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unquestioning consumption appear both inevitable and an excellent personal strategy. Sadi got neo-proletariated and bought the advertised bucket without checking what it contained. neo-pronouned adj. Of a drinker who has assigned the headache a new grammatical identity and expects everyone to respect it. Zavin was neo-pronouned by breakfast, referring to the headache as though it had requested privacy. neo-purismed adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting new words only when they fit the rules you have just invented. neo-racismed adj. Drunk in a way that sorts yesterday's conversations into categories nobody has asked to preserve. Gyana was neo-racismed, filing the evening's misunderstandings under increasingly unsuitable headings. neo-racisted adj. A drinker who mistakes a private grievance for a governing principle and proceeds to enforce it. neo-reactionaried (/ˌniːəʊɹɪˈakʃn̩(ə)ɹid/) adj. The state of being drunk and insisting the sofa return to an earlier arrangement. neo-religioned adj. The drunkenness of one who founds a fresh household observance around refilling the water glass. neo-riched adj. Reduced by drink to regarding newly purchased cushions as proof of superior domestic standing. neo-romanticismed adj. Drunk and decorating an ordinary decision with moonlight, destiny and a regrettable amount of feeling. neo-slaveried adj. Softened by drink into treating every household task as an obligation someone else should perform. Sebian was neo-slaveried and summoned Whiteny to carry a single glass across the kitchen. neo-souled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the journey home into an unplanned blend of styles and tempos. Denette went neo-souled between pubs, changing musical direction at every crossing.
neo-swinged adj. Sharpened by drink into converting the kitchen chair into a private dance floor. Shaquette went neo-swinged and declared the kitchen chair an excellent dance partner.