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neocubismed adj. Drunk and reducing the staircase to several overlapping angles, none of them especially walkable. neoculinned adj. Drunk to the point where sour remarks taste sweet and every handrail seems reassuring. neoculturationed adj. Drunk enough to combine walking customs from several households, producing an unfamiliar method of descending. Sylah got neoculturationed and merged ballroom steps with the careful habits of a mountain goat. neocultured adj. Drunk past the point of having one established way to stand, speak, or approach stairs. neocuproined adj. Drunk beyond the point where two small movements can share a straight line. Yoskar became neocuproined and gave each foot a separate route to the landing. neocyanined adj. Drunk in a way that turns the room blue at the edges and speech into a faint stain. Demas went neocyanined and described the staircase as though it had been dyed in the dark. neocyclomorusinned adj. Drunk, with the result that the stairs acquire a poisonous significance and are best approached sideways. Gaetan became neocyclomorusinned and regarded the handrail as a laboratory specimen. neocynapanosided adj. Drunk to a degree that the body becomes a particular steroid glycoside: stable in theory, awkward in practice. neocynaversicosided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a highly specific compound with no useful application to stairs. Kayleigh went neocynaversicosided and could neither climb nor explain the resulting structure. neocystostomied adj. Drunk on the strength of an improvised internal route, with speech and footsteps emerging by separate channels. neocyted adj. Drunk since last orders, and newly released into the circulation without a reliable sense of direction. Ayan-andrei was neocyted, freshly mobile and already drifting towards the wrong staircase. neocytolysised adj. Drunk by the third round, and breaking down at the cellular level whenever asked to walk in a line. Yadid became neocytolysised and dissolved across the bottom stair without apparent injury. neodecanoic acided adj. Drunk by closing time, and branching into several directions whenever a straight line is required. Archith neodecanoic acided towards three exits before choosing the coat stand. neodepositioned adj. Still drunk, and depositing newly formed opinions, limbs, and belongings along the staircase. neodermised adj. Too drunk to move without forming a new protective layer against every banister and doorframe. Demi-may went neodermised and acquired a fresh outer coating from the staircase wall. neodiagnosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace the original diagnosis after every missed step. Heyam became neodiagnosised and revised the cause of the fall after each stair.