neodiapsided
neoechinorhynchided

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neodiapsided adj. Having drunk enough to adopt a reptilian stance, with four points of contact preferred on the stairs. neodictyolactoned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a brown-algal compound: last orders become a distant biochemical event.
neodidymiumed adj. Drunk to the extent of being an obsolete, tarnished version of yourself by the walk home. Shandrika became neodidymiumed after closing and addressed the ticket machine as history. neodigitalinned adj. Drunk and taking the evening's small dose of cheer as though it were a cardiac prescription. Hakim got neodigitalinned and insisted the final round was medically indicated. neodihydrocarveoled adj. Drunk to the point where every turn towards home acquires a fresh isopropenyl direction. Lotonya went neodihydrocarveoled and took the scenic route through three adjoining streets. neodiosminned adj. Drunk since last orders, and flavoured with the grave medicinal promise of bergamot. neodolabellaned adj. Drunk enough to move the evening's central concern from one place to another without noticing. neodolastaned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the inkcap on the path home as a warning of any kind. neodomesticationed adj. Drunk beyond treating the pub as temporary accommodation; the coat is now a household member. neodrosopterinned adj. Drunk in a way that gives the face a newly manufactured colour after the final round. Rikke looked neodrosopterinned beneath the station lights and declined further biological explanation. neodruided adj. Drunk and quietly consulting the nearest plant before making any further morning-after decisions. neodymated adj. Drunk, with the result that every object nearby has acquired a salt-like attraction to the hand. neodymiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's tarnish has already begun in the taxi. Cyd was neodymiaed by the time the cab arrived, silvering quietly beneath the streetlamp. neodymium magneted adj. Drunk since last orders, and powerfully drawn to every unattended object on the route home. neodymiumed (/nɪə(ʊ)ˈdɪmɪəmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a hard, bright conviction that moisture, taxis and reason can wait. Shallyn got neodymiumed and refused the umbrella on grounds of superior metallic resilience.
neoechinorhynchided adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding home with a distinctly hooked determination. Allanah became neoechinorhynchided and caught her sleeve on every available door handle.