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neofibrogenesised adj. The drunkenness of one who has replaced flexible judgement with newly formed connective tissue. Leshan went neofibrogenesised and could no longer bend on the question of taxis. neofinaconitined adj. Reduced by drink to the condition of a newly isolated alkaloid: potent, obscure, and best handled sparingly. Shaquiel was neofinaconitined and delivered potent remarks whose composition remained uncertain. neoflavanoided adj. Still drunk, and chemically unlike its better-known relatives, with yesterday’s decisions remaining in solution. Arthur-william woke neoflavanoided, insisting the breakfast tea required a phenyl group. neoflavened adj. Softened by drink into a compound disposition, with a decorative exterior and a surprisingly firm aromatic centre. neoflavoned adj. Sharpened by drink into a decorative, aromatic certainty about matters previously considered undecided. Brendaliz became neoflavoned and pronounced on the proper structure of the pudding. neoflavonoided adj. Too drunk to resemble the familiar compound, though the morning after retains the same basic structure. neofolked adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the morning-after silence into an experimental folk lament with industrial undertones. Roscoe woke neofolked and gave the radiator a low, mechanised ballad. neoformalismed adj. Having drunk enough to scan the shopping list, rhyme the couplets, and defend its metre at breakfast. Wyonne became neoformalismed and recited the toast instructions in heroic couplets. neoformalisted adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, yet still demanding that the morning’s complaints rhyme and scan. Karysa woke neoformalisted and rejected the café menu for defective metre. neoformationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and developing a new bodily part apparently dedicated to holding gravy. neofunctionalisationed adj. Of a drinker: given, after drink, an entirely new purpose by the existing group gathered round the breakfast table. Tyreke woke neofunctionalisationed, having become the household’s unofficial omelette adviser. neofunctionalismed adj. You have drunk enough to assign every person, object and leftover drink a new social function by breakfast. Emmalynn woke neofunctionalismed and appointed the toaster coordinator of the recovery effort. neofunctionalisted adj. You are drunk and convinced that each fresh arrangement of the household will promote regional integration. Evangelina rose neofunctionalisted and proposed merging the kitchen with the neighbours’ hallway. neofunctionalizationed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a new function by mutation, usually involving toast, keys or apologies. Daliyah was neofunctionalizationed overnight, acquiring a new function involving toast, keys and apologies. neofuturismed adj. A drinker who treats the morning after as an optimistic artistic movement rather than a warning. Lanyard became neofuturismed and described the kitchen floor as an installation of renewal. neofuturisted adj. A drinker so far gone that tomorrow is regarded as an artistic improvement on today. Holly-marie woke neofuturisted and sketched a brighter arrangement for the breakfast plates.