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neohesperidin dihydrochalconed adj. Drunk beyond sweetness into the conviction that an artificial citrus sweetener can repair any arrangement. Coreyana became neohesperidin dihydrochalconed and sweetened the dispute with laboratory confidence. neohesperidinned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing citrus chemistry from sound financial advice. neohesperidosed adj. Drunk in a way that divides every decision into two smaller decisions, neither of them useful. neohesperidosided adj. Drunk, with the result that every small sweetness acquires an unnecessary chemical pedigree. Shaka grew neohesperidosided and labelled the complimentary orange slice a complex derivative. neohesperidosyled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves only a reactive fragment of the original person making commitments. Niesha was neohesperidosyled, a reactive fragment making commitments the original person would have rejected. neohexened adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a compact branched molecule: apparently stable, unexpectedly mobile. Zyriana became neohexened and took the direct route home through three unrelated gardens. neohippied adj. Drunk on the strength of vague universal principles, and prepared to apply them to parking. neohumanismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that universalism requires one final, comprehensive decision. Koretta became neohumanismed and reorganised the group according to a philosophy of universal taxi access. neohumanisted adj. The drunkenness of one who rearranges the sitting room according to a new philosophy, then forgets the philosophy. Ammerie got neohumanisted and assigned moral purposes to every cushion on the sofa. neohybrided adj. Reduced by drink to a newly crossed domestic variety, half sofa-bound and half determined to make toast. Deneem became neohybrided, combining a duvet, two cushions, and an unconvincing intention to cook. neoichnologied adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every fresh mark, trail, and mysterious hollow in the kitchen. Harry-david became neoichnologied and studied the crumbs between the cooker and the sofa. neoichnologisted adj. Softened by drink into a person who reads the trails across the kitchen floor as evidence of recent habitation. neoichthyosaured adj. Loosened by drink into an aquatic household creature, drifting from the sofa towards water without using the furniture conventionally. Leandre was neoichthyosaured, drifting from the sofa towards the bathroom by aquatic instinct. neoichthyosaurianed adj. Emboldened by drink to leave the sofa for the kitchen, despite the considerable distance and terrestrial obstacles. neoidealisted adj. Slowed by drink to treating the ideal arrangement of cushions as more important than sitting down. neoimperialismed (/ˌniː.əʊ.ɪmˈpɪə.ɹi.ə.lɪ.z(ə)md/) adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic surface is treated as a territory requiring supervision. Wenda became neoimperialismed and issued instructions to the coffee table from the sofa.