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neolaliaed (/ˌnioʊˈleɪliəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the pub acquires a private vocabulary and nobody else has learnt it. neolaminated adj. Drunk enough to acquire a fresh, glossy layer of confidence over an otherwise questionable evening. neolaminationed adj. Drunk past the point of forming a new outer layer over every opinion already expressed. Jassiel became neolaminationed and added another confident coating to the same story. neolanided adj. Drunk beyond the point of remaining in one corner, moving lightly across the room and catching everything. Josee went neolanided, appearing behind the bar without anyone seeing the journey. neolatried adj. Drunk in a way that makes every new pub idea seem worth worshipping before the next round. neolectinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every handshake is synthetic, adhesive and not found in nature. neolepadined adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you fixed to the bar, hanging on like a small maritime growth. Jaxsin was neolepadined to the counter before the landlord had finished wiping it. neolepetopsided adj. Drunk to the extent of clinging sideways to the nearest surface, as though the floor were a rock face. Shaneika went neolepetopsided and edged along the wall towards the loos. neolepidopteranned adj. Drunk on the strength of which you flutter from lamp to lamp, bright, erratic and drawn to warmth. neolibed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to privatise the crisps while deregulating the round. Cohl went neolibed and proposed charging his mates separately for shared peanuts. neoliberaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the pub as a market best governed by private enterprise. Lamarc was neoliberaled, proposing a tendering process for the last pork scratchings. neoliberalisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a communal evening into a lightly regulated marketplace. Alphee became neoliberalisationed and priced each contribution to the taxi home. neoliberalismed adj. Still drunk, and committed to smaller government, looser rules and a fully deregulated round. Juliani was neoliberalismed, reducing public oversight of the shared bottle. neoliberalisted adj. Too drunk to support anything except cheaper regulation, freer trade and another round. Tinette got neoliberalisted and called the pub's closing policy an intolerable restriction. neoliberalizationed adj. Having drunk enough to neoliberalise the round, leaving everyone responsible for their own purchasing decisions. Kol got neoliberalizationed and separated the communal crisps into private portfolios. neolignaned adj. You have drunk enough to join two things at an angle no sober carpenter would approve. Chanin became neolignaned and fastened the darts discussion to local bus timetables.