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neolignanned adj. Having drunk more than enough to join two unrelated conversations at an oblique angle. neolined adj. You are drunk and carrying a dark botanical sharpness into every exchange at the bar. Alexias got neolined and gave the landlord a highly concentrated botanical opinion.
neolinguisted adj. Of a drinker: studying the pub's changing speech patterns while contributing several of them. Henry-george became neolinguisted and recorded the evolving vocabulary of the darts team. neolinguisticsed adj. Of a drinker who has reconstructed the evening through competing sound changes and a disputed last order. Rodneysha got neolinguisticsed and dated each round by how the regulars pronounced it. neolited adj. Describing a drinker who has turned dark green in outlook and settled heavily against the bar. neolithed adj. A drinker who has become a blunt stone implement, useful chiefly for tapping the barbell. Jafet was neolithed by closing time, striking the counter whenever conversation stalled. neolithisationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the modern pub has reverted to stone-age customs and simple implements. neolithizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that you have abandoned modernity and begun cultivating the back garden with a pointed stone. neolitsined adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an obscure alkaloid, and then being left in the medicine cupboard. neolocalitied adj. Drunk on the strength of which you establish a new household, using the sofa as its entire territory. neolocalizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning every misplaced object a new address in the genome of the sitting room. neologed adj. You are drunk and committed to one interpretation of the handrail, however little support it offers. neologianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and coining an impressive word for needing a kebab. Mailany became neologianed and described the kebab as an instance of nocturnal sustenance. neologianismed adj. Too drunk to use an established expression, preferring a newly coined one that means much the same thing. neologicitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating each fresh mispronunciation as though it belonged in the language. Yaelis grew neologicitied and offered three names for the queue outside the chip shop.
neologied adj. You are drunk and conducting a learned inquiry into why the word ‘chips’ should not suffice. Isalei got neologied and proposed a complete vocabulary for sauces at the takeaway.