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neologisered adj. Still drunk, and giving novel names to familiar objects until the umbrella becomes a rain sceptre. neologismed (/niːˈɒləd͡ʒɪzəmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to introduce a new word, principally because the old one has stopped presenting itself. neologisted adj. Having drunk enough to coin a new word and expect it to enter general circulation before breakfast. neologizationed adj. Having drunk more than the language can accommodate, and creating terms faster than anyone can write them down. neologizered adj. You have drunk enough to manufacture a fresh expression for an ordinary domestic emergency. neolophided adj. Of a drinker: newly ridged, with the solemn expression of someone who has discovered a forehead. neolymphangiogenesised adj. Of a drinker who has formed new channels, chiefly between the bar, the lavatory and the crisps. neomacrostemonosided adj. Describing a drinker who has become a steroid glycoside, yet still expects someone to fetch the chips. neomaled adj. A drinker who has reverted magnificently, from social butterfly to man asking whether there are sausages. neomammaled adj. A drinker so far gone that the brain has reverted to mammalian priorities: warmth, food and lying down. neomangicoled adj. The state of being drunk and chemically transformed into something tetracyclic, though chiefly interested in toast. neomarinosided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a steroid glycoside and is nevertheless waiting for the bill. neomeliaed adj. The drunkenness of one who rears the offspring of animals, beginning with the pub's unattended peanuts. Brenyn became neomeliaed and attempted to herd the bar snacks into a protective cluster. neomembraned adj. Reduced by drink to a newly formed membrane, thinly covering the wound caused by attempting the high stool. neomeniaed adj. Softened by drink into the beginning of a new month, although it is still Tuesday and the rent is due. neomentholed adj. Sharpened by drink into the one person in the room with a decisive opinion about toothpaste.