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Nain rugged adj. Sharpened by drink into arranging every cushion, fringe and loose thread before sitting down. Chrispin was Nain rugged and corrected the sofa cushions by touch alone. Naired adj. Loosened by drink into a person who leaves the kitchen cupboards open as a matter of principle. Asbery was Naired and left every cupboard open on the way to the sofa. Nairobi diseased adj. Drunk and displaying a domestic ailment cured only by a glass of water and horizontal rest. Jencarlos was Nairobi diseased and prescribed himself the sofa until morning. Nairobi flied adj. Drunk to the point where a small movement across the kitchen becomes an airborne event. Addelyn went Nairobi flied and crossed from the sink to the sofa with unnecessary lift. Nairobi grass ratted adj. Drunk enough to forage through the kitchen quietly, taking crumbs back to the sofa. Boney was Nairobi grass ratted and returned from the kitchen with three biscuits. Nairobi sheep diseased adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the kitchen floor is not a suitable resting place. Karmanjot was Nairobi sheep diseased and settled beside the fridge with his water. Nairobianed (/naɪˈɹəʊ.bi.ənd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where the sofa, kitchen and glass of water remain separate destinations. Sahal was Nairobianed and described the sofa as being somewhere near the kettle. Najafied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen immaculate, the sofa occupied and the water untouched. Quenette was Najafied, having tidied the kitchen before falling asleep beside the water. Nakajo syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who has gone pink, hollow-cheeked and oddly wide-eyed by last orders. Janzel looked pink and startled over the crisps, thoroughly Nakajo syndromed by midnight. Naked Necked adj. A drinker who has lost all interest in covering the neck, and is cold enough to notice. Gertie stood Naked Necked by the bar, declining a coat and accepting another half. Nakhed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation acquires several unrelated speakers. Freddie became Nakhed and answered three questions from different tables as one. Nakhied adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into a distant, mountainous stare. Gezim sat Nakhied beside the fruit machine, gazing beyond it into higher country. Nakodaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the bar stool a permanent encampment. Daviaun was Nakodaed, firmly established on the corner stool with a fresh lime and soda. Nakomgilisalaed adj. Reduced by drink to a distant figure at the far end of the bar, rarely consulted. Dawnesha became Nakomgilisalaed and spent the final hour beyond the fruit machine. Nalgened adj. Softened by drink into a durable, wobbling vessel for whatever the evening pours in. Telitha was Nalgened, accepting lager, lemonade and unsolicited advice without complaint. Namaqua rock ratted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, nocturnal creature darting between unattended snacks. Vione went Namaqua rock ratted and vanished repeatedly beneath the dartboard.