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neopentyled adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the shortest route home need not involve every available branch. neopentylglycoled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating two separate drinks as one continuous instruction to remain out. Theopolis neopentylglycoled through two drinks, obliging the entire table to cancel their evening. neopeptided adj. Drunk on the strength of a newly invented remedy for leaving, which must be tested over another round. Lynaya got neopeptided and prescribed a fresh round for the journey home. neopeptoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a commercial mixture of recollections, crumbs, and coat-room instructions. Torii was neopeptoned by last orders, collecting vitamins and someone else's scarf. neoperfusioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and circulating through the pub as though every table supplied a fresh route home. Dameer became neoperfusioned by the third round and replenished every conversation he passed. neoperitoneumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying a newly assembled inner lining of confidence beneath the coat. Faith-rose was neoperitoneumed by closing time and buttoned her coat with great concentration. neoperreoed adj. Still drunk, and proceeding home to an experimental rhythm that makes the pavement seem complicit. Taquon was neoperreoed on the walk home, dancing experimentally past the closed bakery. neopetrosiamided adj. Too drunk to prevent the evening spreading into distant conversations, each one apparently capable of further travel. Marlyce became neopetrosiamided and sent the last round metastasising through the entire pub. neophallused adj. Sufficiently drunk to construct a new and unnecessary means of opening every locked-looking door on the way home. Narielle got neophallused and attempted to enter the taxi rank through its ornamental barrier. neopharmaphobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to fear any new remedy, particularly one suggested after the last round. neopharynxed adj. Having drunk more than the throat was designed to discuss, yet continuing to negotiate the evening's final arrangements. neophiled adj. You have drunk enough to regard every unfamiliar route home as an improvement on the obvious one. Daleesa got neophiled and chose the untested night bus over the taxi rank. neophiliacked adj. Of a drinker: attracted by every new plan after the pub has plainly stopped making plans. neophiliaed (/niːəˈfɪ.li.əd/) adj. You are drunk and treating last orders, strange streets, and unfamiliar coats as welcome discoveries. neophilicked adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to welcome an unfamiliar pub, route, or coat as an improvement. Tenli became neophilicked and volunteered for the least familiar route home. neophilismed adj. Having drunk enough to welcome every novelty, particularly a flavour of crisps not previously respected.