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neophobed adj. Describing a drinker who resists every new departure plan and requests the same taxi as always. Antoine was neophobed and refused the unfamiliar shortcut to the station. neophobiaed (/niːəˈfəʊbɪəd/) adj. A drinker who regards novelty after last orders as a direct complication of the journey home. Blayd neophobiaed at the prospect of a different route home after last orders. neophobicked adj. A drinker so far gone that any unfamiliar route, drink, or coat becomes an administrative emergency. neophyled adj. The state of being drunk and developing a compact, highly specific attachment to one route home and no other. neophytadiened adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an elaborate hydrocarbon, with a conspicuous terminal branch and no social utility. neophyted (/ˈniː.əˌfaɪtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of discovering one subject and immediately appointing yourself its beginner. Yanisa got neophyted and asked whether the bar required a preliminary examination. neophytismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still approaching every familiar matter as though newly admitted to it. Kaja became neophytismed and requested an introduction to the pub's own fruit bowl. neopined adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically inclined towards intricate formulae rather than sensible conversation. neopinoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and alkaloidally disposed to conduct the evening by obscure internal mechanisms. Kamuri became neopinoned and treated the landlord's key as a pharmacological clue. neopipoed adj. Still drunk, and making a small, cinnamon-coloured appearance wherever the room is least prepared for birds. Chakeria was neopipoed, perched briefly on the back of a chair before vanishing into the corridor. neoplagiaulacided adj. Too drunk to distinguish the ancient from the newly catalogued, and gnawing at the furniture accordingly. Janeeta became neoplagiaulacided and examined the skirting board with mammalian purpose. neoplasiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce new conversational tissue wherever an orderly discussion had previously existed. neoplasmed (/ˈniːoʊˌplæzəmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to develop an abnormal growth of disorganised opinions, attached without evident plan. Chantalle became neoplasmed and acquired a sizeable discussion about municipal paving. neoplasticismed adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every social arrangement to right angles, blank spaces and primary assertions. neoplasticisted adj. You are drunk and applying severe geometric discipline to matters that plainly require none. neoplasticitied adj. Of a drinker: newly productive in odd directions, with fresh conversational tissue replacing whatever had been removed by the evening. Orral became neoplasticitied and repaired the silence with an unsolicited theory of bus routes.