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neostigmined (/ˌniː.əˈstɪɡ.miːnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require chemical encouragement before the bladder will consider the journey upstairs. Jessie-mai got neostigmined and negotiated carefully with the stairs. neostoicismed adj. Having drunk enough to combine Christian patience with the stoic acceptance of a cold supper. Igli became neostoicismed and accepted the empty takeaway box with philosophical calm. neostomied adj. Having drunk more than the normal route permits, and constructing an alternative opening beside the sofa. Vincil got neostomied and created a route to the kitchen through the cushions. neostratotyped adj. You have drunk enough to designate the sofa as the replacement site for all further geological work. neostriatumed adj. You are drunk and operating from the newer, less reliable part of the household's control system. Lawton got neostriatumed and placed the clean glasses in the laundry basket. neostructuralisted adj. You have drunk enough to rearrange every social structure, beginning with who controls the mayonnaise. neosuchianed adj. Drunk enough to crawl low, snap at passers-by, and regard the bar towel as evolutionary shelter. neosurrealismed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the pub's wallpaper, mirrors and puddles as instructions from a dream. Eirwen got neosurrealismed and asked the fruit machine whether the evening had a subconscious. neosurrealisted adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a pub anecdote and a vision requiring a gallery. Shad became neosurrealisted and described the barmaid's till as an aquatic oracle. neosynapsed adj. Drunk in a way that forms new connections between unrelated remarks, most of them involving the crisps. neosynaptogenesised adj. Drunk to a degree that the mind keeps wiring new routes between the round, the weather and the bar snacks. neosynephrined adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming artificially bright, brisk and oddly convinced that another round is medicinal. neosynthesised adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly rebuilding the same lost conversation after each attempt to leave. Sainabou got neosynthesised and recreated the abandoned plan beside the fruit machine. neotamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sweet enough to agree that the kebab shop's menu is a work of genius. neotangoed (/ˈniːəʊˌtæŋɡəʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting an electric two-step between the tables. neotectonicsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and shifting gradually under pressure until the whole conversation has changed shape. Bromley became neotectonicsed, moving the argument from cricket to council planning by degrees.