neotoponymied
neovaginoplastied

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neotoponymied adj. The drunkenness of one who renames every nearby object, beginning with the respectable name ‘Chair’. neotraditional countried adj. Sufficiently drunk to restore the old musical order, beginning with a ballad addressed to the microwave.
neotraditionalisted adj. Sharpened by drink into the firm conviction that the way things were done half an hour ago in this very pub is the way things have always been done. Glenis went neotraditionalisted over the question of whose round it was, citing precedents from earlier that same evening. neotraditioned adj. Reduced by drink to inventing a solemn new custom, observed exclusively by yourself and the kebab shop. Linzell became neotraditioned and established a ceremonial pause before ordering chips. neotragined adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, alert creature, capable of leaping over precisely one puddle. neotribalismed adj. Loosened by drink into forming a new social network around whoever possesses the onion rings. Lore grew neotribalismed and gathered strangers into a fellowship beside the fryer. neotropical silversided adj. Emboldened by drink to shimmer through the room, offering tropical diplomacy and asking where the toilet is. neotropicsed adj. Having drunk enough to insist that every continent represented at the table belongs to the tropics. Kiyle became neotropicsed and corrected everyone's geography between courses. neottiophilided adj. Having drunk more than the table could tolerate of a fascination with flies and their domestic arrangements. Sae got neottiophilided and explained fly families to the people beside him. neotyped adj. You have drunk enough to replace the person everyone knew with a newly designated version, for administrative clarity. neotypied adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly appointing a replacement self whenever conversation becomes confusing. neotypificationed adj. You are drunk and designating a new representative of yourself whenever the previous one proves inconvenient. neoumbilicoplastied adj. Of a drinker who has manufactured a new centre of attention and expected the room to gather round it. neourethraed adj. Describing a drinker who has constructed an entirely new route through the conversation, bypassing every obvious exit. neovaginaed (/ˌni.oʊ.vəˈd͡ʒaɪ.nəd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired a new opening for every confidence in the room.
neovaginoplastied adj. A drinker so far gone that every social boundary has been newly constructed and immediately put to use. Caelie became neovaginoplastied and treated the entire table as an invitation to confide.