N - Page 348
nephrocalcinned adj. Having drunk enough to prevent the formation of a clear plan, particularly near the taxi rank. Maija was nephrocalcinned and kept the queue from solidifying by changing her mind. nephrocalcinosised adj. Having drunk more than the evening could dissolve, leaving deposits of every previous decision in the coat pockets. Shaunetta was nephrocalcinosised by closing time, carrying receipts from three unrelated establishments. nephrocarcinogened adj. You have drunk enough to make the journey home actively harmful to the surrounding furniture. Estalee was nephrocarcinogened and treated the taxi door as an experimental surface. nephrocarcinogenesised adj. You are drunk and developing a small, persistent growth of reasons to remain for another round. nephrocarcinomaed adj. Of a drinker: carrying a hard little centre of certainty through an otherwise disordered journey home. Chiante was nephrocarcinomaed and insisted the unlit alley was the official route home. nephrocystinned adj. Of a drinker who has retained every round, receipt and coatroom ticket since arriving. nephrocystostomied adj. Describing a drinker who has joined the coatroom and the taxi queue into one continuous operation. nephrocyted adj. A drinker who accumulates every unwanted object encountered on the journey home. nephrodialysised adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home requires repeated filtration through friends, doorways and benches. Shelda was nephrodialysised between the pub and the station, stopping wherever support presented itself. nephrogenesised adj. The state of being drunk and developing a new plan for getting home every few minutes. Ranyla was nephrogenesised by closing time, producing routes through the station, park and bakery. nephrogeneticsed adj. The condition of a drinker who inherits the group's traditional method of missing the last train. Elfredia was nephrogeneticsed and followed the family custom of asking for directions after departure. nephrogramed adj. The drunkenness of one who has rendered the evening's route home in detail, without making it more accurate. Caedin was nephrogramed by closing time, drawing the journey home on the back of a receipt. nephrographed adj. Drunk since last orders, and recording every companion as though the evening required clinical documentation. nephrographied adj. Drunk by the third round, and subjecting the company to a detailed internal examination. nephroided adj. Drunk by closing time, and describing every disagreement as two interlocking curves. nephrolithed adj. Still drunk, and carrying a small, hard grievance from one room to the next.