nepocided
nepskoeited

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nepocided adj. Drunk, with the result that family boundaries become an invitation to make a ruinous decision. nepoed adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing relatives to positions they have not applied for. Treat got nepoed and made his cousin chairman of the queue.
nepomorphanned adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a water-dwelling insect from an invitation to make a grand entrance. Keonda got nepomorphanned and crossed the puddle with unnecessary tactical confidence. nepotationed (/ˌnɛpəˈteɪʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns prodigality into a budget and uproar into a considered plan. nepoticided (/nəˈpɒtɪsaɪdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that a nephew's disappearance begins to sound like an administrative solution. nepotism babied adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though inherited support explains every successful decision. nepotism friended adj. Still drunk, and treating every useful acquaintance as a personal appointment to public office. Mykeya remained nepotism friended and offered her influential friend a government portfolio. nepotismed (/ˈnɛp.ə.tɪ.zəmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every relative is qualified for the task currently in hand. Chaveli became nepotismed and offered her uncle the role of designated driver. nepotisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish merit from familiarity when assigning responsibility for the evening. Keida got nepotisted and appointed her brother treasurer of the taxi fund. nepouited adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen counter as a rare green mineral and polishing it with a tea towel. nepovirused adj. Emboldened by drink to spread through the household by the least direct route, leaving the sofa increasingly occupied. She became nepovirused and reached the sitting room through the pantry, carrying one glass of water. neppinessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every loose fibre on the sofa requires careful attention. neprilysinned (/ˌnɛpɹɪˈlaɪsɪnd/) adj. Drunk and breaking down every household problem into smaller ones, none of which improves with discussion. Yuleni neprilysinned the dispute over the dishwasher into six separate complaints. neprosinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a digestive confidence that persuades companions to surrender the restaurant booking. Nollie became neprosinned and assured Kimla that the complicated menu was easily manageable. nepsised adj. Drunk enough to mistake wakefulness for watchfulness, guarding the kitchen from perfectly harmless toast. Charnie remained nepsised beside the toaster, alert to a danger no one else could see.
nepskoeited adj. Drunk past the point of recognising yellowish white objects, including the kitchen walls and the cat.