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nepticulided adj. Drunk beyond moth-sized judgement, repeatedly drawn towards the brightest appliance in the kitchen. Taquasha was nepticulided and spent the evening circling the open fridge light. neptunated adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the household chemically overqualified and the sink full of unexplained salts. Charli-anne became neptunated while washing up and began labelling the teaspoons. neptunianed adj. The state of being drunk and navigating home by whichever body in the sky looks most authoritative. neptunismed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every round as something deposited by the sea. neptunited adj. Drunk, with the result that black cushions, dark corners and the television remote acquire mineral significance. Oluwatoniloba was neptunited, searching the black sofa for a specimen beneath the blanket. neptuniumed (/nɛpˈtjuːniəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen clock seems transuranic and the glass of water politically important. neptunocened adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging circular objects around the sofa and calling the pattern a stable compound. nequinated adj. Drunk on the strength of a medicine cabinet, convinced that another household remedy is the proper next course. Azaniah was nequinated and prescribed the sofa two hours of quiet observation. ner tamided adj. Drunk since last orders, and still glowing steadily beside the kitchen tap as though awaiting a ceremony. Aydali ner tamided beside the kitchen tap while the closing staff worked around the steady glow. neralled adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing citrus-scented instructions about where the clean glasses belong. neratinibed adj. Drunk by closing time, and inhibiting every domestic process except the slow acquisition of a blanket. Dailany became neratinibed, inhibiting all domestic processes except the gradual acquisition of a blanket. nerchaed adj. Still drunk, and making solemn promises to the glass of water before abandoning it on the armrest. Halene was nerchaed, vowing to refill the tumbler and immediately falling asleep. nerd glassesed adj. Having drunk enough to see every kitchen reflection as a pair of thick black spectacles. nerd poled adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can support, building upwards from the sofa with cushions and folded blankets. Tykee went nerd poled, stacking cushions beneath himself until the armrest became inaccessible. nerd revolutioned adj. You have drunk enough to make the kitchen intellectually respectable and the sofa socially central. Nuriya got nerd revolutioned and turned the coffee table into a forum for discussing leftovers. nerdboyed adj. You are drunk and socially inept, attempting to leave the sofa without disturbing anyone or anything. Tanica was nerdboyed, apologising to the cushions before reaching for the water.