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net salessed adj. Drunk to a degree that returns, discounts and damaged goods have removed most of the evening's apparent value. net tangible assetsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and retaining only what can be held, sat on or drunk. net weighted adj. Drunk since last orders, and now weighing only the contents rather than the bottles that carried them. net worthed adj. Drunk by the third round, and worth less in practical terms than the liabilities represented by the kitchen. net zeroed adj. Drunk by closing time, and emitting no further useful decisions despite considerable earlier activity. net-balled adj. Drunk to a degree that every attempt at progress requires a pass from another person. Quintera was net-balled beside the snug, waiting for Reavis to carry the conversation onwards. net-copped adj. Of a drinker who has had enough ale to enforce imaginary rules upon every nearby conversation. Tyerell was net-copped by nine, correcting strangers on the proper order of pub greetings. net-decked adj. The state of being drunk and unable to improvise beyond a sequence copied from elsewhere. net-leaved poisonned adj. Still drunk, and resting quietly among the household greenery as though the kitchen had become native habitat. Xarianna was net-leaved poisonned, motionless beside the kitchen plant and unwilling to explain the soil. net-netted adj. Too drunk to value anything beyond the liquid assets immediately available in the kitchen. net-raisinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to solicit household resources online, chiefly for water, toast and renewed sofa occupancy. Yaelle was net-raisinged, requesting water from the kitchen by message while sitting beside the tap. net-winged beetled adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen lighting can safely reveal, and settling under the sofa like a small domestic insect. Adalyse was net-winged beetled beneath the sofa, visible only when someone switched on the kitchen light. netaed adj. You have drunk enough to make policy from the sofa and expect the kitchen to comply. netaholicked adj. You are drunk and compulsively consulting the internet instead of accepting the glass of water beside you. Eustice was netaholicked, scrolling through recipes while the water cooled beside the sofa. netaholismed adj. Of a drinker: attached to the internet beyond reason, particularly when a glass of water is within reach. Ella-jai was netaholismed, reading appliance reviews instead of drinking the water on the table. netazepided adj. Of a drinker who has become chemically still, with the sofa and water glass assuming supervisory duties. Eurania was netazepided, asleep beside the water and beyond the kitchen's modest demands.