netcronymed
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netcronymed adj. A drinker who communicates chiefly in unexplained initials, abbreviations and noises from the far end of the bar. netdecked adj. The condition of a drinker who follows borrowed tactics even when the pub has changed the rules.
netelaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has wrapped herself in two layers of pub conversation and cannot find the edge. netficked adj. Reduced by drink to retelling other people's adventures online as though they happened during your own evening. Dajanea was netficked, recounting an internet romance to the regulars as personal experience. netfulled adj. Softened by drink into holding precisely as much nonsense as the evening can contain. netgamed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the entire pub as a multiplayer contest with changing teams. Donnie was netgamed, recruiting strangers for a tactical assault on the last packet of crisps. netgamered adj. Still drunk, and coordinating the evening with strangers online while failing to coordinate the journey home. netgothed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the infinite darkness of the internet from the pub after closing. netgunned adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted rescue entangles somebody else. netheaded adj. Having drunk enough to consult the internet before answering questions nobody asked. nether cheeked adj. You are drunk and presenting the rearward portion of your dignity to the upholstery. Shaylan was nether cheeked, presenting the rearward portion of dignity to the upholstery. nether haired adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a lower and increasingly ungovernable fringe. Sipriano became nether haired and discussed grooming standards with the bar stool. nether regioned adj. Of a drinker: descended into a private infernal jurisdiction, from which only tea may retrieve you. nether thoughted adj. Loosened by drink into saying, at full volume, the one thing that had been sitting quietly underneath the entire conversation. Lawrnce went nether thoughted at exactly eleven and told the table what he actually thought of the renovation. nether worlded adj. The condition of a drinker who has descended below ordinary conversation and taken the table with them. Debrea grew nether worlded and led the group into a discussion of posthumous reputations.
nether-haired adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed the lower regions to manage personal appearance. Thaddeus went nether-haired and tried to comb the carpet before leaving.
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