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netlayered adj. Drunk to a degree that has you laying safeguards across waters nobody intends to cross. Saaya became netlayered and secured the garden against an anticipated submarine. netlinguisticsed adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary speech into a study of communication across networks. Maxxwell became netlinguisticsed and analysed the group's messages while sitting among them. netlisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every relationship in the room is diagrammed aloud for inspection. netloaded adj. Drunk to a degree that fills the available social capacity, leaving companions nowhere quiet to stand. netlored adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a circulating legend, retold online before the evening is over. netmailed adj. Drunk on the strength of sending private electronic messages to everyone who has ever been polite. netmakered adj. Drunk since last orders, and manufacturing conversational nets in which every nearby person becomes caught. netmakinged adj. The drunkenness of one who joins separate conversations with the quiet industry of a manufacturer of nets. netmanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to manage the room's social catch with inadequate equipment. Myleah was netmanned, gathering strays from neighbouring tables into one unworkable conversation. netmasked adj. Reduced by drink to an address consisting chiefly of a prefix, with the remainder uncertain. Raysen became netmasked and gave directions by supplying only the road's first syllable. netmindered adj. Softened by drink into a goalkeeper who regards every incoming object as negotiable. Saquon was netmindered, allowing the cushion to pass him without objection. netmindinged adj. Sharpened by drink into the precise anticipation of a goalkeeper, chiefly concerning falling glasses. netnamed adj. Loosened by drink into a resource which can be found only by asking which server it belongs to. Peg was netnamed, aware of the destination but not the route by which she had arrived. netnewsed adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute observations electronically to a group nobody remembers joining. Rackwon got netnewsed and circulated his view of the buffet to the entire office. netnographered adj. Slowed by drink to observing online social habits without participating in them. Averett grew netnographered, studying the group chat while contributing only punctuation. netnographied adj. Drunk and treating ordinary online exchanges as fieldwork requiring sustained observation. Gunther became netnographied and took notes on the pub's argument about parcel delivery.