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netobiminned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening appears to require an anthelminthic intervention. Huud was netobiminned and inspected the crisps for signs of intestinal organisation. netopped adj. Drunk enough to address an unfamiliar person as a friend, with some confidence. Jeanpaul was netopped and invited the coat attendant to Christmas. netorared (/ˈnɛ.təʊˌɹɑː.ɹeɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing romantic disappointment from a plot being imposed upon you. Monserratt was netorared and accepted the departure of the party as a narrative development. netorased (/ˈnɛ.təʊˌɹɑː.seɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond jealousy, and therefore willing to arrange the circumstances with some care. netoried (/ˈnɛ.təʊˌɹid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes removing another person's romantic interest seem like a reasonable objective. netphoned adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation appears to be taking place through a weak internet connection. netpickered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes minor online errors more compelling than the subject under discussion. Camely was netpickered, correcting a subtitle while the film continued without her. netpickinged adj. Drunk to the extent of correcting small mistakes online while overlooking the larger evening. Eddith was netpickinged, disputing a film's continuity from beside the empty glasses. netplayed adj. Drunk on the strength of several connected players, none of whom are in the same room. netposted adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing upright chiefly to keep something suspended. Stefenie was netposted beside the bar, supporting the conversation without joining it. netpreneured adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to monetise a service nobody requested. netproved adj. Drunk by closing time, and improvising a small online theatre around an unanswered message. Natalie was netproved, performing three possible replies to a colleague who had gone home. netputted adj. Still drunk, and producing less than the evening has consumed. Zillah was netputted by breakfast, offering only a quiet apology and one piece of toast. netraisinged adj. Having drunk enough to raise funds from the internet for a glass of water you could fetch yourself. Londonmarie was netraisinged, seeking online support for the short journey from sofa to kitchen. netrinned adj. Too drunk to follow a direct path, but still capable of being guided towards one. netrooted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard online popular feeling as a firm political foundation.