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netrootsed (/ˈnɛt.ɹuːtsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a vigorous blog discussion for grassroots political activity. Daynna was netrootsed and organised the bar's readers around a minor transport complaint. netropsinned adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with ordinary conversation, and beginning to inhibit every available signal. netsecked adj. Loosened by drink into permitting every conversational packet through without inspection or authentication. Arpil was netsecked and disclosed private matters to anyone presenting a plausible greeting. netsexed adj. Drunk and addressing every conversation as though it were private, intimate, and conducted through a screen. Antwaune got netsexed and whispered personal details to the landlord beside the fruit machine. netslanged adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary speech has become abbreviations, in-jokes, and unexplained faces. Muntasir went netslanged and answered the barman with three initials and a yellow face. netsmanned adj. Drunk enough to haul an invisible catch in by hand, with solemn attention to the imaginary line. netspaced adj. Drunk past the point of occupying the room, having moved into a private social dimension of your own. netspeaked adj. Drunk beyond normal grammar, communicating in clipped fragments and decorative expressions. netspinning caddisflied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you constructing a delicate enclosure around yourself before settling inside it. netsplited adj. Drunk, with the result that your conversation has divided into isolated groups which can no longer connect. Favor got netsplited and spoke separately to each half of the same table. netstered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every nearby stranger appear to be an experienced user of your private network. Laissa was netstered, addressing the coat rack as a longstanding contributor. netsuked (/nɛtˈsu.kid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, ornate attachment to someone else's evening. netsurfered adj. Emboldened by drink to ride from topic to topic across the evening with no destination and no intention of stopping. netsurfinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and browsing the room without ever quite arriving anywhere. Tenneil spent the final hour netsurfinged, gliding between tables without completing a conversation. nettastomatided adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the room with the long, uncertain flexibility of an eel. nettastomided adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding in a long, narrow line with no reliable sense of direction. Nivriti went nettastomided on the stairs, advancing in a patient curve towards the wrong floor.