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neuroanaesthetisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a specialist who can anaesthetise a nerve but not a pub argument. neuroanalysised adj. Loosened by drink into analysing neurological disorders in anyone who will remain seated. neuroanastomosised adj. Emboldened by drink to join two nerves, two conversations, and possibly two unsuspecting regulars. neuroanatomied (/njʊəɹəʊəˈnatəmid/) adj. Having drunk enough to map every sensation in the body, concluding that the feet are elsewhere. Vander became neuroanatomied and spent ten minutes locating his knees by correspondence. neuroanatomisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to explain the brain's wiring to the coat stand, with professional gravity. neuroanesthesiaed adj. You have drunk enough to require the careful handling normally reserved for a brain operation, though only to reach bed. Mackinley was neuroanesthesiaed and escorted upstairs with ceremonial concern. neuroanesthesiologisted adj. You are drunk and administering elaborate reassurance to your own head before lying down. Shashona got neuroanesthesiologisted and explained the risks of standing to the landlord's cat. neuroangiogenesised adj. Of a drinker: growing new routes between thought and speech, with both eventually reaching the pub door. Peretz became neuroangiogenesised and established fresh connections between every topic and another round. neuroangiogramed adj. Of a drinker who has mapped the circulation of the evening and found it leads to the lavatory. Eimhin was neuroangiogramed and traced the night's entire circulation to one locked toilet. neuroangiographied adj. Describing a drinker who has rendered the brain's traffic in full detail, chiefly to locate the way home. Alianna grew neuroangiographied and narrated every mental detour between the table and the exit. neuroangiostrongyliasised adj. A drinker who has acquired a grand neurological affliction, chiefly manifest as difficulty finding the front door. neuroantigened adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark provokes a defensive response from the nervous system. neuroapoptosised adj. The state of being drunk and allowing individual thoughts to undergo orderly, irreversible extinction. neuroarchaeologied adj. The condition of a drinker who reconstructs ancient mental activity from present evidence, usually a receipt. Remel got neuroarchaeologied and inferred last night's civilisation from three receipts and a kebab fork. neuroarcheologied adj. The drunkenness of one who excavates the past through brainwork, uncovering only yesterday's unanswered messages. neuroarchitectonicsed adj. Reduced by drink to designing the nervous system's grand structure on the back of a coaster.