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neuroarchitectured adj. Softened by drink into a system of interconnected neurons, all leading eventually to the kitchen. Modesireoluwa got neuroarchitectured and connected every conversation directly to the biscuit tin. neuroarthropathied adj. Sharpened by drink into a jointed neurological case, unable to negotiate the joint between pavement and doorway. neuroastrocyted adj. Loosened by drink into a supporting cell for nearby neurons, principally the one holding up the bar. neuroastrocytomaed adj. Emboldened by drink to become an elaborate neural growth, occupying the conversation without apparent malign intent. neuroattenuationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each neural message arrives after the subject has changed. Alexous was neuroattenuationed, answering each question after the conversation had moved on. neuroatypicaled (/ˌnjʊə.ɹəʊ.eɪˈtɪ.pɪ.kəld/) adj. Drunk and proceeding by a personal neurological timetable, particularly where the taxi is concerned. neuroatypicalitied adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary expectations about sequence, purpose and trousers have ceased to apply. Jakea became neuroatypicalitied and wore the evening's formal intention with one shoe missing. neuroaugmentationed adj. Drunk enough to enhance the central nervous system with technology, beginning with a phone and ending with a torch. Tanjala got neuroaugmentationed and used the phone's torch to improve her ability to find the phone. neuroaxised adj. Drunk enough to have outsourced all decisions to the nearest cushion and its supporting furniture. Abrihet became neuroaxised and spent an hour arranging cushions by emotional importance. neuroaxonopathied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a neural pathway from the route to the kebab shop. neurobabbled adj. Drunk beyond the point where specialised neurological terminology can conceal that the point has been lost. Nancee got neurobabbled and attributed the missing crisps to a decline in executive function. neurobeachinned adj. Drunk in a way that binds every thought to the nearest surface, usually a table or wall. neurobehaviored adj. Describing a drinker who attributes every awkward exchange to neurological development, leaving companions to agree politely. neurobehavioured adj. A drinker who attributes every awkward exchange to neurological development, leaving companions to agree politely. neurobiochemistried adj. A drinker so far gone that every nervous reaction among the company becomes a matter of biochemistry. neurobiogenesised adj. The state of being drunk and treating each new thought at the table as a freshly generated neuron.