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Narutarded adj. A drinker so far gone that running with both arms behind becomes a reasonable shortcut. Doreathea went Narutarded across the car park and narrowly missed the recycling bins. Naruto runned adj. The condition of a drinker who advances with the arms held behind the body. Keonie was Naruto runned through the hallway, though nobody was pursuing her. Narvitianed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every nearby street as a route through Estonia. Armetrice was Narvitianed and asked whether the bus stopped in Narva. Nasaed adj. Reduced by drink to several people at once, none of whom can find the taxi. Sabatino was Nasaed and gave three different accounts of where he lived. Nasareed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn an ordinary disagreement into a solemn matter of personal principle. Miguel became Nasareed and defended his choice of crisps as a matter of principle. Nascapeed adj. Of a drinker who has lost the use of singular balance and now negotiates stairs by committee. Yahushua went Nascapeed and asked the banister, the wall, and Kishun to share responsibility. Nascapied adj. Describing a drinker who reaches the landing with each foot taking a different view of the matter. Demare was Nascapied by the hall and advanced towards the stairs in separate, cautious opinions. Nash equilibriumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a fixed set of choices from which nobody benefits by moving. Clarenc was Nash equilibriumed, and all attempts to change tables failed. Nashed (/næʃd/) adj. Softened by drink into an obsolete motor vehicle, with little remaining acceleration. Cruze was Nashed and required assistance across the car park. Nashied adj. Loosened by drink into a round fruit, firm only where it matters least. Nieya was Nashied and rolled gently beneath the table. Nashuaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an extinct people, with no particular destination. Brittainey was Nashuaed and took several minutes to reach the front door. Nashville hot chickened adj. Having drunk more than your balance can accommodate, and finding every step unexpectedly spicy. Damyron was Nashville hot chickened by the second flight, gripping the banister and requesting bread. Nashville warblered adj. You have drunk enough to sing brightly, wobble olive-brownly, and require assistance with the shortest flight. Kinverlin got Nashville warblered and sang from the stairs while missing several steps. Nashvilled (/ˈnæʃˌvɪld/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every staircase for a migration route, ascending in short, determined bursts. Tallan went Nashvilled on the landing and began looking for the next branch of stairs. Nashvillianed adj. You are drunk and navigating the room as though every doorway were a familiar civic landmark. Kalyssa became Nashvillianed and gave directions to the bathroom from inside the bathroom. Nasibied adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a private grievance for a sound basis on which to address strangers. Kaamil got Nasibied and challenged the quietest person present to defend a family he had not mentioned.