neurodeficited
neurodifferentiationed

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neurodeficited adj. A drinker who is unusually weak in the neurological department, particularly when asked to descend stairs. neurodegenerationed adj. A drinker so far gone that each remaining neuron appears to have resigned separately. Hafizah became neurodegenerationed and lost the thread of the sentence on the first stair.
neurodegenerescenced adj. The state of being drunk and gradually surrendering speech, balance, and the useful arrangement of limbs. Meahan entered a period of neurodegenerescenced before the stairs had properly begun. neurodegradationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has undergone a steady reduction from competent movement to careful furniture contact. neurodepressanted adj. Drunk on the strength of a substance that lowers the nervous system, and still asking for the next round. neurodepressioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating with noticeably less nerve-cell activity on the journey home. neurodermatitised adj. Drunk by the third round, and scratching at one persistent irritation as though it required a committee. neurodermatosised adj. Still drunk, and carrying a persistent itch from the bar to the pavement as though it were luggage. Kapone remained neurodermatosised outside the pub, worrying the same itch beneath his collar. neurodermitised adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating one small irritation as a thickened, leathery matter of principle. neurodestructioned adj. Too drunk to preserve any reliable nervous response, including the one required to find the front door. neurodeteriorationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to undergo a gradual neuronal decline between the bar and the coat stand. Jovanda became neurodeteriorationed over the final round, losing one practical thought per minute. neurodevelopmental disordered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can develop around, with the journey home proceeding in unrelated stages. neurodevelopmented adj. Having drunk enough to develop a new nervous system, with separate routes for coat, taxi and kebab. Anquenette got neurodevelopmented after midnight, discovering fresh pathways between pub and takeaway. neurodiagnosised adj. You have drunk enough to diagnose every neurological condition in the queue, except your own. Addiel became neurodiagnosised at last orders, assessing each companion before requesting another round. neurodiagnosticsed adj. You are drunk and conducting neurological diagnostics on the coat hooks before attempting the taxi home. Dihein was neurodiagnosticsed by closing time, testing each coat hook for signs of consciousness.
neurodifferentiationed adj. Of a drinker: separating into distinct neural roles, one for rounds, one for coats and one for the way home.