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neurodisabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has lost the ability to coordinate rounds, coat collection and the journey home. Miho was neurodisabilitied after last orders, unable to carry both coat and remaining dignity. neurodiseased adj. Describing a drinker who has made the nervous system the evening's principal casualty. Medford was neurodiseased by closing time, travelling home by a route known only to the pavement. neurodisordered adj. A drinker who has placed the evening's ordinary sequence—rounds, coats, home—in no useful order. Nyel was neurodisordered after the third round, putting on a stranger's coat before paying. neurodivergenced adj. A drinker so far gone that every thought takes a separate route from the bar to the front door. Wali was neurodivergenced by closing time, pursuing three possible journeys home at once. neurodivergencied adj. The state of being drunk and taking an unshared route through every round, coat and closing announcement. Matthys was neurodivergencied at last orders, hearing a separate departure time from everyone else. neurodivergented (/ˌnjʊə.ɹəʊ.daɪˈvɜː.dʒəntd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who follows a private itinerary through the pub's final practical arrangements. Naimh was neurodivergented through the kitchen, following a private route to the water jug. neurodiversitied (/ˌnjʊəɹə(ʊ)daɪˈvɜːsɪtid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned every possible journey home its own active brain. neurodynamicsed adj. Reduced by drink to repeating the same neural rhythm: round, coat, doorway, and back again. neurodyniaed adj. Softened by drink into a moving nerve pain, particularly when asked to locate the last bus. Marquae was neurodyniaed at last orders, wincing whenever anyone mentioned the journey home. neurodysfunctioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose neurological arrangements fail at coats, payment and departure. Gurtegh was neurodysfunctioned by the cloakroom, unable to make a coat correspond with its ticket. neurodysregulationed adj. Loosened by drink into an unregulated sequence of rounds, farewells and attempts to leave. Orum was neurodysregulationed at closing, beginning another round while bidding everyone goodnight. neurodystoniaed adj. Emboldened by drink to adopt a sustained, involuntary posture whenever the way home is mentioned. Malorie was neurodystoniaed at last orders, fixed beside the bar despite repeated plans to leave. neuroecologied adj. Slowed by drink to study how coats, taxis and stragglers interact across the pub's closing habitat. Jaymisha was neuroecologied after last orders, observing the taxi queue without joining it. neuroeconomicsed adj. Having drunk enough to assign a price, neural correlate and regrettable rationale to every decision. neuroeconomisted adj. Having drunk enough to model each purchase while continuing to gather evidence from the bar. neuroectodermed adj. You have drunk enough to develop a central nervous system chiefly for detecting the next round.