neurogaminged
neurogliaed

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neurogaminged adj. Still drunk, and treating every practical decision as a game controlled by intention. Khamren remained neurogaminged and tried to select a kebab by staring at the menu. neuroganglioned adj. Too drunk to keep decisions centralised, leaving each small cluster of thought to govern itself. Jackielyn became neuroganglioned and ordered separately from every menu she encountered.
neurogastroenterologied adj. Having drunk enough to treat digestion as a map of your feelings and follow it confidently. neurogastroenterologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to diagnose the stomach's intentions while ignoring the brain's objections. neurogastronomied adj. Having drunk more than your palate can report, yet offering authoritative reasons for every flavour. neurogendered adj. You have drunk enough to infer your entire character from whichever side of your brain feels busiest. neurogenesised adj. You are drunk and generating fresh neurons for thoughts that should have been retired. neurogeneticisted (/ˌnjʊəɹəʊd͡ʒəˈnɛtɪsɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker: an expert in inherited explanations for decisions plainly made tonight. neurogeneticsed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing inherited family habits from neurological symptoms over the washing-up. neurogenic shocked adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a normal pulse when the sofa unexpectedly gives way beneath you. neurogenicitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nervous system seem to be inventing itself around the sofa. neurogeninned adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic decision produces a fresh and poorly differentiated impulse. Ellysia got neurogeninned and began differentiating the clean mugs by emotional importance. neurogenomicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that the entire household becomes data, with the sofa as its principal finding. Caseyann was neurogenomicsed and mapped everyone’s habits across the kitchen floor. neurogeographied adj. Drunk to the extent of mapping the nervous route from sofa to kitchen and losing it halfway. D'arcy went neurogeographied and required verbal directions to reach the glass of water. neurogeometried adj. Drunk on the strength of a personal geometry in which the sofa is always slightly farther away. Chena got neurogeometried and misjudged the angle between the armchair and the kettle.
neurogliaed (/njuˈrɔɡlĭəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and providing structural support to the sofa while refusing further movement. Dewin became neurogliaed and held the sofa together through sheer domestic commitment.