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NAIT'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the smallest pressure produces bruised-looking decisions and a collapse of platelets. Amreece was NAIT'd and treated the banister as though it might bruise her back. NAITP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the room's own small circulating reserves. Raegin was NAITP'd and disputed the count of clean glasses with quiet confidence. NAM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that muscular coordination becomes an unexpectedly specialised medical concern. Zeyad was NAM'd and treated the stairs as a demanding neuromuscular experiment. NAN'd adj. The state of being drunk and neurologically opposed to the useful consequences of one's own movements. Zaren was NAN'd and found the staircase actively hostile to ordinary reasoning. NAND gated adj. Too drunk to accept both propositions at once, particularly that the pub is closing and you should leave. Tramika was NAND gated and rejected both the taxi and the suggestion that she needed one. NAND'd adj. The condition of a drinker who negates every conjunction: neither feet nor judgement are functioning together. Havanah was NAND'd, with balance and direction refusing to be true at the same time. NANPA'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where a telephone number is information rather than an invitation to experiment. Leahanna got NANPA'd and confidently dialled the takeaway using a number from a receipt. NAP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who will neither initiate conflict nor move the glass already within reach. Tabius was NAP'd and allowed the spilled lager to establish its own frontier. NAPE'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a phosphatidylethanolamine from an ordinary drink. Shabaz was NAPE'd and gave the beer a biochemical description. NAPQI'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and beginning to resemble a warning on the packet. Shafter was NAPQI'd and read the dosage instructions twice. NAPT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who turns the evening into a tournament and treats the stairs as a final table. Shaelene was NAPT'd and played the landing as though a championship hand were in progress. NARG'd adj. A drinker who has abandoned the remaining formalities of gentlemanly conduct. Yaa became NARG'd and attempted to settle the bill with a commemorative button. NARSID'd adj. Of a drinker who has disappeared into a snowbank without any avalanche being involved, and left friends to retrieve him. Dubraska found Missey NARSID'd beside the car, peacefully explaining the snowfall to a parked bin. NAS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating as a naval air station for abandoned coats, bags, and one bewildered guest. Yadrian was NAS'd, directing every loose belonging towards the landing area by the door. NASBA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of reproducing one overheard phrase continuously, without requiring the temperature to change. Jervonte went NASBA'd and amplified the landlord's remark through every conversation. NASH'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every greasy supper is diagnosed as a liver condition. Tell, NASH'd, gave the kebab a serious medical history before eating it.