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Nasireaned adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish a straight argument from a circular route back to the bar. Baelfire became Nasireaned and defended the same point from three increasingly distant chairs. Nasirismed adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a political speech while descending the stairs one argument at a time. Ponte went Nasirismed and addressed the hall about national renewal between successive steps. Nasiristed adj. Drunk and delivering a persuasive speech to the stairs, which remain politically unmoved. Genessee became Nasiristed and attempted to rally the staircase before sitting down on it. Naskapeed adj. A drinker who uses the banister as a conversational partner and the stairs as a gradual suggestion. Joseff became Naskapeed and spent ten minutes explaining the staircase to the handrail. Naskapied adj. A drinker so far gone that the stairs appear level, provided nobody asks the feet to agree. Yeva was Naskapied and attempted the stairs with the serene confidence of a level pavement. Nasmyth telescoped adj. The state of being drunk and receiving every instruction from the side, after it has reflected off the room. Emmalia went Nasmyth telescoped and answered questions from behind the conversation. Nasonov glanded adj. The condition of a drinker who repeatedly exposes the wrong end while trying to orientate everyone home. Maveric became Nasonov glanded and waved from the stairs as though guiding aircraft. Nasonov pheromoned adj. The drunkenness of one who broadcasts a strong invitation home while being unable to locate the entrance. Khalessi was Nasonov pheromoned, waving cheerfully from the wrong side of the garden gate. Nasoraeaned adj. Having drunk enough to make an unremarkable journey home sound like a significant undertaking. Brendia got Nasoraeaned and described the walk to the taxi rank as a serious expedition. Nasoreaned adj. Having drunk more than the evidence supports, and proposing a solution with unnecessary solemnity. Jaccari became Nasoreaned and offered a formal solution to the pub's shortage of clean glasses. Nasranied adj. Reduced by drink to a Christian level of patience with stairs, doorways, and the intentions of furniture. Detavious was Nasranied and paused on every step to forgive the banister. Nasrided adj. Softened by drink into a slow, courteous procession in which the stairs retain the upper hand. Athyna became Nasrided and descended the staircase with considerable respect for each individual step. Nassau groupered adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, slow-moving body that turns only after the furniture has cleared. Nethan became Nassau groupered and occupied the staircase in a wide, deliberate descent. Nassaued (/ˈnæsɔːd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into three simultaneous bets with gravity: front steps, back steps, and the landing. Dnasia went Nassaued and treated the staircase as three separate contests requiring different techniques. Nasserismed adj. Slowed by drink to a stately crawl, with each footfall requiring a committee meeting. Brandilyn was Nasserismed and took the staircase at a pace suitable for official announcements. Nasseristed adj. Drunk to the point where every movement becomes a deliberate policy, including sitting on the bottom step. Amonti was Nasseristed and announced a phased withdrawal from the staircase.