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neuromythologied adj. You have drunk enough to explain every lapse of memory with a confident but entirely fictitious theory of the brain. neuron activationed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken ordinary politeness for an excitation response and acted upon the finding. Aquisha got neuron activationed when the barman remembered her order and called it chemistry. neuronatinned adj. Describing a drinker who has entrusted the management of every incoming impulse to the bar staff. Laurenn became neuronatinned and accepted the doorman's directions as neurological guidance. neuronauted adj. A drinker who conducts an expedition through the brain, reporting discoveries unsupported by sober observation. neuronavigatinged adj. A drinker so far gone that each step requires a mental satnav and still ends near the wrong doorway. neuronavigationed adj. The state of being drunk and steering every action through elaborate internal mapping, without reaching the intended destination. Taboris was neuronavigationed, plotting a careful route from the table to his abandoned pint. neuroned adj. You are drunk and transmitting impulses in several directions, with no synapse sufficiently selective to intervene. Adeline was neuroned, sending urgent signals to the bar, the taxi rank, and a stranger's dog. neuroneogenesised adj. The condition of a drinker who has generated several fresh lines of thought, none present before the second round. Amarelis became neuroneogenesised and developed three opinions on a subject previously unknown to her. neuronitised adj. The drunkenness of one who finds every nerve inflamed, particularly those involved in receiving mild criticism. neuronned (/ˈnjʊəɹɒnd/) adj. Of a drinker: connected to the room by numerous short extensions, none of them conducting useful information. Kenith stood neuronned among the guests, forming temporary connections with every conversation. neuronogenesised adj. Reduced by drink to forming new neural connections whenever someone mentions the possibility of another round. Destri became neuronogenesised after the landlord proposed moving to a quieter establishment. neuronopathied adj. Softened by drink into losing one mental pathway after another, while retaining confidence in the remaining route. neuronophaged adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who consumes a companion's sensible thoughts before they can be expressed. Jiapsi grew neuronophaged and interrupted every reasonable proposal at the point of formation. neuronophagiaed adj. Loosened by drink into digesting the useful thoughts of others and excreting them as dubious advice. Katholeen became neuronophagiaed and absorbed the taxi driver's directions into an unreliable lecture. neuronophagied adj. Emboldened by drink to consume the remaining sense in a conversation, leaving only agreeable noise. Francelia went neuronophagied and ate the discussion's final practical suggestion. neuronutriented adj. Slowed by drink to accepting any substance offered as nourishment for the nervous system, including crisps of doubtful age. Laura-marie was neuronutriented and prescribed salt-and-vinegar crisps for an entirely imaginary deficiency.