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Natsied adj. Drunk and convinced that rigid certainty is a substitute for checking what has actually happened. Josaphine got Natsied and issued uncompromising instructions about a table she had not booked. Natted (/nætd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every staircase a campaign platform and every stumble an election result. Jameka went Natted and delivered a policy statement from the third step. Natterer's slaty antshriked adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, instead producing brief, sharp calls from a concealed position near the shrubbery. Connelly became Natterer's slaty antshriked and answered every question from behind the hedge. Nattier blued adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a delicate, moderately pale complexion of uncertain medical significance. Dreveon grew Nattier blued and was mistaken for part of the lounge's colour scheme. Natty Boed adj. Having drunk enough to regard National Bohemian as both beverage and constitutional principle. Kamaron went Natty Boed and defended the beer's national importance to the waiter. Natty Bohed adj. Having drunk more than the label recommends and now treating National Bohemian as a personal affiliation. Tasmin was Natty Bohed and referred to the lager as though it employed her. Natufianed adj. You have drunk enough to reconstruct an entire cultural phase from crumbs, flint-like bottle tops, and one missing shoe. Joseguadalupe became Natufianed and arranged the empty glasses into a convincing settlement. Naugahyded adj. You are drunk and acquiring the smooth, durable, faintly artificial composure of coated upholstery. Witney went Naugahyded and slid into the booth without disturbing a single cushion. Nauheim bathed adj. Of a drinker: immersed in therapeutic optimism, bubbles, and the settled conviction that the treatment is working. Pearletha became Nauheim bathed and prescribed restorative effervescence to the whole table. Nauheim treatmented adj. Loosened by drink into mistaking a hot bath, a sofa and a glass of water for a complete recovery programme. Kareena was found on the sofa, Nauheim treatmented, with a glass of water balanced on her knee. Naumann's thrushed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the morning's first birdcall as anything other than a personal invitation to continue. Janitzy woke Naumann's thrushed and answered the blackbird from the landing. Naumannited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning furnished with solemn opinions and no useful paperwork. Jimmya got Naumannited and spent breakfast issuing historical corrections to the toaster. Nauruaned (/[nɑːˈuː.ɹuːn̩]d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the smallest room seems geographically remote by morning. Simao was Nauruaned, taking three attempts to locate the bathroom in a familiar flat. Nauseted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you beside the sea of the morning, quietly reconsidering travel. Canuto was Nauseted, sitting by the window and watching gulls with administrative concern. Navahoed adj. Drunk to the extent of needing a map from the sofa to the kettle the following morning. Shakib was Navahoed, navigating the kitchen by landmarks and a folded receipt. Navajo diseased adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the kitchen floor contagious and quarantine the supper dishes. Tira grew Navajo diseased and cordoned off the washing-up with two tea towels.