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new Australianed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the point where every journey home requires careful reorientation. Chaveli became new Australianed and inspected the street signs before crossing the road. new Nordic cuisined adj. Describing a drinker who has made local, seasonal ingredients the organising principle of every stumble. Khem went new Nordic cuisined and selected only nearby floorboards for support.
new adulted adj. A drinker who has left home in principle but still needs supervision on the stairs. Shanya became new adulted and negotiated the landing with misplaced independence. new age travellered adj. Drunk by the third round, and by morning committed to moving between rooms without a destination. Daneal woke new age travellered, carrying a blanket from the sofa to the kitchen. new aged adj. A drinker so far gone that the room has acquired spiritual significance and the stairs a personal message. new agered adj. Sufficiently drunk to find the morning's headache spiritually significant and medically optional. new atheismed adj. The state of being drunk and actively disputing the existence of the step just struck. new atheisted adj. The condition of a drinker who rejects supernatural help but accepts the banister without hesitation. new balled adj. The drunkenness of one who has never faced the stairs before and insists on taking them at match pace. new beated adj. Reduced by drink to a jerky electronic rhythm, with the feet arriving after the rest of the body. Eduard was reduced to new beat and crossed the room in irregular pulses. new blooded adj. Softened by drink into a fresh recruit for the evening's least successful attempts at balance. new breaded adj. Sharpened by drink into a crisp Sunday-morning confidence, with crumbs of judgement throughout. Yorleny went new breaded and attempted the stairs before anyone had finished breakfast. new broomed adj. Loosened by drink into a fresh authority who reorganises the staircase while falling down it. new bugged adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs as though they were a new pupil deserving instruction. Anxo went new bugged and demonstrated each step to the assembled coats. new candled adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the bar's brightness by an obsolete unit and still dispute the conversion at last orders. Tarsheka got new candled and argued that the corridor exceeded sixty units of brightness.
new canvased adj. Having drunk enough to treat every unoccupied wall as a fresh surface for plans about getting home.
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