new chummed
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new chummed adj. Having drunk more than a newcomer should, and accepting directions from the first person encountered after last orders. Marayla got new chummed and followed a stranger's confident instructions towards the station. new circused adj. You have drunk enough to make the journey home a contemporary spectacle involving several disciplines and no clear finale.
new classed adj. You are drunk and governing the coat queue with the authority of an unelected committee. new cocoyamed adj. Of a drinker: distinguishable from the older variety only by being newly dug up and less prepared for transport. Levern was new cocoyamed, newly dug up from the pub and poorly prepared for transport. new comered adj. You are drunk and newly arrived at every conversation, regardless of how long you have occupied it. new country projected adj. Describing a drinker who has announced an independent jurisdiction between the pub and the railway station. new dawned (/njuː ˈdɔːnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that last orders appear to mark a promising new beginning rather than closing time. Tyandre got new dawned at last orders and called the locked door a promising fresh start. new drachmaed adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to replace the evening's accepted currency with coins from an invented economy. Chatham became new drachmaed and offered the barman a currency nobody had yet designed. new duck diseased adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a peculiar, contagious determination to waddle home in formation. new energy vehicled adj. The drunkenness of one who has discovered an uncommon fuel source and intends to drive the coat stand home. new game plussed adj. Reduced by drink to replaying the journey home with the same companions, equipment and mistakes carried over. Dalontae went new game plussed and restarted the walk home with the same lost umbrella. new gingered adj. Softened by drink into accepting a fresh root of the evening, provided it is served after last orders. new guarded adj. Sharpened by drink into welcoming novel ideas, particularly the suggestion that the coats may be elsewhere. Cotey became new guarded and embraced the new idea that his coat belonged to somebody else. new historicismed adj. Loosened by drink into explaining the journey home through its cultural context and the literature of the evening. new immigranted adj. Emboldened by drink to enter an unfamiliar taxi, establish a household there and negotiate the fare afterwards. Dzejla became new immigranted and climbed into a stranger's taxi, apparently beginning married life.
new jack swinged adj. Drunk and attempting a rhythm-and-blues dance through the coat collection. Bedie got new jack swinged and turned retrieving her coat into a solo routine.