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newgrassed adj. Having drunk enough to turn making toast into an extended, improvised kitchen performance. newhalfed adj. Having drunk more than enough to divide the sofa between intention and actual whereabouts. Lujane got newhalfed and occupied one half of the sofa while searching the other.
newied adj. You are drunk and referring to every room as though it were a city beginning with New. newinged adj. Of a drinker: risen unexpectedly in the kitchen, like yeast left beside the radiator. newishnessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the newest household object for a suitable sleeping arrangement. newjacked adj. Describing a drinker who handles the kitchen as a newcomer handles an unfamiliar workplace. newlined adj. A drinker who ends each sentence by moving decisively to another piece of furniture. newlinged adj. A drinker so far gone that opening the fridge is approached as a beginner's exercise. newly wedded adj. Reduced by drink to treating the sofa and its blanket as a recently married household. newly-wedded adj. Softened by drink into regarding the nearest cushion as a recently acquired spouse. Luxanna became newly-wedded and apologised to the cushion for leaving it alone. newlyweded (/ˈnjuːliˌwɛdd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into making a solemn domestic ceremony of putting the kettle on. newnessed (/ˈn(j)uːnəsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating the familiar glass of water as a novelty worth presenting to everyone. Eloah got newnessed and carried the water glass round the sitting room for inspection. news agencied adj. Having drunk enough to gather every rumour in the pub and distribute it before closing. Adalena got news agencied and had the barmaid's account of events circulating by half ten. news anchored adj. Having drunk more than enough to present the evening's argument from a fixed position near the pumps. news butchered adj. You have drunk enough to sell every scrap of pub gossip as though passengers were waiting for a train. Durva went news butchered through the lounge, offering crisps and rumours to every table.
news channelled adj. You are drunk and broadcasting continuously, with no provision for changing the subject. Geline was news channelled from opening time, sending updates across the entire pub.
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