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Naxalited adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the household militant, Maoist, and chiefly concerned with finding paracetamol. Nature was Naxalited, demanding supplies from the bedside with revolutionary seriousness. Naxalled adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently mistaking every proposed shortcut for a disciplined campaign. Khandi got Naxalled and reorganised the pub queue as though directing a campaign. Naxioted adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that the nearest island is reachable on foot. Herrel became Naxioted and began planning a coastal crossing with a bar coaster. Naxos diseased adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every minor bodily complaint as evidence of a named condition. Kesavan grew Naxos diseased and diagnosed his warm ear from the drinks menu. Naxos syndromed adj. Still drunk, and combining a woolly head with the conviction that the heart is making policy. Gertrude remained Naxos syndromed, blaming her woolly hat for the boldness of her proposal. Nayakked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a confident announcement from a reliable one. Alax got Nayakked and announced the closing time with complete but invented authority. Nayarred adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct the entire evening from the sofa, issuing modest household instructions. Bence was Nayarred and directed the movement of water from three cushions away. Nayee Talimed adj. Reduced by drink to assembling a small household project, then requiring assistance with the instructions. Yashi was Nayee Talimed and built a cushion arrangement nobody had requested. Nayyarred adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which filling a glass becomes an evening's principal task. Ryla was Nayyarred and took several minutes to reach the kitchen tap. Nazareaned adj. You have drunk enough to regard a casual suggestion as a binding instruction. Gwendol went Nazareaned and booked six people into a restaurant nobody had mentioned. Nazareed adj. You are drunk and confidently addressing the wrong person as though the distinction were administrative. Cliftina was Nazareed and thanked a stranger for arranging the taxi. Nazareited adj. Describing a drinker who has embraced an elaborate restriction while overlooking the obvious one. Davonia became Nazareited and refused a garnish while ordering another bottle. Nazarened adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a distant destination is a perfectly sensible place to continue the evening. Hassain was Nazarened and proposed continuing the night in a town three trains away. Nazarited adj. A drinker who has made a solemn vow and forgotten what it was before finishing it. Rayce was Nazarited, promising restraint while ordering a round for people already leaving. Nazariteshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken abstinence from one thing for control of the evening. Nacole was Nazariteshipped, refusing spirits while confidently ordering fortified wine. Nazaritismed adj. Reduced by drink to treating a collection of private rules as a complete governing philosophy. Izzabelle got Nazaritismed and produced principles for seating, snacks, and taxi allocation.